STIFF HAPPENS!  

somethingelse40 74M
2738 posts
7/8/2006 9:40 am

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7/16/2006 5:21 am

STIFF HAPPENS!

the common f**k in folk lore …

“On this occasionally tiresome journey which we all have to make through the world, the engaging spectacle of people being human is still one of the great roadside attractions. Actually, one of our very peculiarities as a species is a tendency to gawk at the peculiar behavior and attitudes of our fellow species and other AdultFriendFinder members. Realistic exhibitions of human nature in action ‒ a theater in which we are all professional performers [perhaps mere amateurs in disguise] ‒ can usually be relied upon to gather a crowd.

“But the show goes on regardless of whether or not anyone is watching, commenting, or taking notes. Some of the most poignant scenes are never observed, or else they are misunderstood, too little appreciated, soon forgotten. Indeed, that is what makes them so poignant.

“Here, then, is a post of, for, and about people [ordinary and extraordinary]. But you must bear in mind that it was also written by one of them, which may to some extent diminish its scientific validity. (Interesting as such a work might be from many points of view, we probably would not accept for instance as the last word on the subject A Study of Monkeys Written by a Monkey.)

From the introduction to chapter V, p. 69 (of course), of ALL I WANT IS A WARM BED AND A KIND WORD AND UNLIMITED NOOKY by Ashleigh Brilliant.

I believe that, for every why, there must somewhere be a why not. ~~ Ashleigh Brilliant: tampered POT-SHOTS NO. 3239.




LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
7/8/2006 7:13 pm

lol...the Mon keys here have kept me entertained longer than most of the jobs I've had!!


somethingelse40 replies on 7/9/2006 8:03 am:
Indeed, had you ever wondered why STIFF HAPPENS! … or imagined a more engaging spectacle, suspense or mystery, than the common f**k in folk lore?

moonfire2u 69F
2602 posts
7/9/2006 11:41 am

I think each one of us monkeys are both ordinary and extraordinary at the same time...we are all the same yet different...interesting, amazing, and sometimes puzzling...humans...got to love them...

kind thoughts,
Moonfire


somethingelse40 replies on 7/9/2006 12:10 pm:
I don't care what the world knows about me but I hope my mother never finds out. I want more, and more, and more.

EroticaXTC 49F

7/9/2006 4:38 pm

yeah, and...?


somethingelse40 replies on 7/9/2006 5:55 pm:
There may be no Heaven anywhere, but somewhere there is a you.

TonyPlays 64M

7/9/2006 5:18 pm

Hey, I'm not a monkey and I really don't like the comparison. Excuse me now it's time for me to masturbate.


somethingelse40 replies on 7/9/2006 5:58 pm:
Good seducers are scarce, so I’m seducing myself.

lustcurious42 56F

7/9/2006 6:17 pm

I always hear monkey sex is the best. So, gonna go find me a man and hang from my toes........


somethingelse40 replies on 7/9/2006 6:46 pm:
Most of my desires do me do good at all, if I have to carry them out.

EvilEvilKitten1 61F

7/10/2006 5:28 am

Sorry, busy conducting my internal business without too much bloodshed *EG* perhaps on my part but not his? The libinous interaction betwixt persons, crim con, is GLORIOUS!!

N


somethingelse40 replies on 7/10/2006 11:08 am:
Sounds like my kinda madness, Kitten, I treasure your comment and hope there will be other such interactions in the near future.

florallei 99F

7/10/2006 10:12 pm

...it is so true that we are all performers to some degree...some who are authentic...don't need to pretend much but most are great pretenders in this theatre of humankind....very nice post
flo


somethingelse40 replies on 7/11/2006 3:11 am:
Oh yes Im the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Pretending Im doing well (ooh ooh)
My need is such I pretend too much
Im lonely but no one can tell

Oh yes Im the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Adrift in a world of my own (ooh ooh)
I play the game but to my real shame
Youve left me to dream all alone

Too real is this feeling of make believe
Too real when I feel what my heart cant conceal

Ooh ooh yes Im the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)
I seem to be what Im not (you see)
Im wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that youre still around

Yeah ooh hoo
Too real when I feel what my heart cant conceal

Oh yes Im the great pretender
Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)
I seem to be what Im not you see
Im wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that youre
Pretending that youre still around
Words and music by buck ram

wickedeasy 66F  
25463 posts
7/12/2006 9:39 am

.......because it's the way i feel

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


somethingelse40 replies on 7/12/2006 4:03 pm:
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. ~Lynn Lavner

MaggiesWishes 59F

7/12/2006 4:58 pm

Ok, ........ and when does it begin? Am I late?
*I'm always late, slow and didn't get the memo having that kind of day*

warm huggies 2ya


somethingelse40 replies on 7/12/2006 7:13 pm:
Do what feels right.

Wink at someone driving past today.

rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
7/12/2006 6:26 pm

the monkeys are one of my favorites at the zoo..

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


somethingelse40 replies on 7/12/2006 7:15 pm:
Test your own limits and keep going.

Sing along with the elevator music.

TonyPlays 64M

7/12/2006 6:30 pm

goddess1946, I'll be a monkey man for you any day of the week!


somethingelse40 replies on 7/12/2006 7:16 pm:
All the customs officials are on strike. Travellers will have to inspect their own baggage.

ella1966 50F
1528 posts
7/13/2006 4:21 am

Well dear sir, you have lured me to your evil lair once again, what do you intend to do with me now?


somethingelse40 replies on 7/13/2006 4:37 am:
My biggest problem with my skin is trying to control what’s inside it. Have you any suggestions? I need to feel important: Isn’t there somebody who has a need to make me feel disillusioned?

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