HOW TO SATISFY ALMOST ANYBODY  

somethingelse40 75M
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4/11/2006 3:24 am

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HOW TO SATISFY ALMOST ANYBODY

you lucky
dog …


chaos ...
the new order …
moxie …
damn near enlightenment …


LIMITS point us in OTHER directions, directions with freedoms we may never have explored without being forced. -- Anonymous the Anonymous.

WORRY gives a small thing a big shadow. ‒ a not so Swedish Proverb.

CHAOS demands to be recognized and experienced before letting itself be converted into [moxie]. ‒ One Monsieur Hermann Hess &

MOXIE, essentially, is damn near enlightenment, and eats chaos. -- Anonymous the Younger.

“Contrary to anything you may have heard, April has nothing to do with apes ‒ except for the traditional activity of making a monkey out of somebody. Somehow, in certain cultures, the idea of foolishness has become attached to the beginning of this month ‒ as if there were any need to encourage idiotic behavior in a world full of politicians and generals [and AdultFriendFinder]. I must, however, admit that one of the funniest of all practical jokes is actually to be born on the first of April ‒ or, for that matter, on any other day of the year.” ‒ One Monsieur Ashleigh Brilliant, from II. April Full, from I TRY TO TAKE ONE DAY AT A TIME, BUT SOMETIMES SEVERAL DAYS ATTACK ME AT ONCE. .

“The forces of chaos and the forces of order are always at work in the world. While many things are being built up, many things are wearing down [damn near disappearing]. It is a good thing, because life would be very boring [if not impossible] in an unchanged state. But the chaos we met [endured, for those of us who survived] was often extreme and unusually destructive. We had to recognize it and feel the pain of it before we could build a new order [make any sense a'tall out of it]. Looking back we can see that our [past, indeed our pain includes] … just such an event, [if not several of them].” ‒ Touchstones: April 10 .

“All people have small, chaotic events in their lives every day. If we take a moment and reflect … we can certainly become aware of some ways in which things are in disarray. By simply letting ourselves know it in this moment [self-contact], we get ready for the new order to begin.” ‒ Touchstones: April 10 . Indeed, Rome was neither destroyed nor built in a day.

“I pray for courage and honesty to SEE the chaos which exists today. Help me become ready for the new order to evolve.” ‒ Touchstones: April 10, a tough little prayer indeed.

Regardless of what you’ve lost, what matters is what you do with what you have left. ‒ POT-SHOTS NO. 4278, ¬©Ashleigh Brilliant 1987.

Every time I close the door on Reality, it comes in through the window. -- Ashleigh Brilliant [Who else?]

Other shades of moxie, gained from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary…
1 : ENERGY, PEP
2 : COURAGE, DETERMINATION
3 : KNOW-HOW, EXPERTISE

To the Merriam-Webster moxie I would add but a genuine PLAYFULNESS that simply rolls with the punches perhaps like that of the Pillsbury Dough Boy, yet rivals the gusto of the hound dogs and the Energizer Bunny, and yet with a playful sense of humor that simply sizzles.

HOW TO SATISFY ALMOST ANYBODY:
INCLUDING INFLATABLE DATES ...
WHAT A BLOWJOB, HUH?


Show up
naked,
with food,
and moxie,
or sushi.


overall sizzle: {=} ...\8 ?*

I rest my case …
on my moxie ?!?
of course!?! happyf;

It’s been said that about 80% of success is showing up. Then I allow the other 20% must invariably include naked, with food, and moxie, or sushi, huh?

Generally, it's all in the wrist, yet sometimes no doubt it's all in the BIBLIOGRAPHY. Use the link in the comments, however, since this unlucky dog is somehow still pending SATISFACTION OF HTML.

Wait’ll you see what I do when I’m plugged in.
>>!



somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
4/11/2006 5:03 am

Wait’ll ya see what I do when I’m plugged in. --> HOW TO SATISFY ALMOST ANYBODY


rm_CuummDrop 49F
2591 posts
4/11/2006 8:21 am

Thank you...

Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c


somethingelse40 replies on 4/12/2006 6:22 pm:
To the Merriam-Webster moxie I would add but a genuine PLAYFULNESS that rolls with the punches, yet rivals the gusto of the hound dogs and the Energizer Bunny.

somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
4/11/2006 11:51 am

BIBLIOGRAPHY


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
4/12/2006 12:10 am

the marshal plan …

Alas, the near perfect bitch: is not rude generally in the eye of the beholder, my liege? Perhaps as the quite obviously somewhat uniquely qualified and self-imposed marshal of universal blogdom etiquette, perhaps sometime when you’re feeling really rude you will visit my blog once again, there you’ll find a searchable database of some of my best apologies and excuses and in-depth sarcasm, madam floozie. I have nothing definite to apologize for: I'm just sorry about everything in general.


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
4/13/2006 11:31 am

to a bitch …

indeed, any non-accommodating bitch …

the marshal plan …

Alas, the near perfect bitch: is not rude generally in the eye of the beholder, my liege? Perhaps as the quite obviously somewhat eminently and uniquely qualified and self imposed marshal of universal blogdom etiquette, perhaps sometime when you’re feeling really cute or especially rude or otherwise froggy you will somehow visit my blog in earnest, there you’ll find a searchable database of some of my very apologies and excuses and in-depth sarcasm, my dear madam floozie. Try sex!!!


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
4/13/2006 6:32 pm

I'm exhausted - been jumping from link to link to link. I need to relax now - wanna help me???

Whisper...


somethingelse40 replies on 4/14/2006 12:22 pm:
Of course, Whisper, that only depends on what you had in mind, and if somehow we can just get it from your mind to mine, and then perhaps to the appropriate body parts and/or auxiliary mechanisms, huh? Otherwise, I feel reasonably sure I could get down on it, Whisper ... and essentially make my day and get it tore up at the same time.

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