Applying for a job  

snowbunnie1966 50F
31 posts
3/14/2006 10:49 pm

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Applying for a job

March 14, 2006

Dear Mr. X

I am applying for a position wihin your organization and would be interested in full time.I consider myself to be very cute, sexy and reliable, with an erotic personality and feel that i have the necessary skills required to perform my job well. I believe I would truly be an enjoyable asset to the company.

Previously, I had the opportunity of being in a marriage for 16 years, so this enabled me to be sleeping beside a man everynight and performing all my wifely duties, which included kissing, a little foreplay and always being on my back when needed. Over these 16 years, I learned to become very sensual, and was able to practice the art of sex almost nightly which gave me many opportunities to explore my endless boundaries and expand my knowledge, making myself a well educated female. I even conquered the act of moaning and can do that quite well, which is almost a given requirement for good job performance. Unfortunately due to unforseen circumstances, the marriage company dissolved so found myself applying for other various positions, which afforded me the opportunity to get to know other people on a one to one basis. I am very well established in communication, telephone chat, computers and get along very well with others. Matter of fact, at times I can be quite in demand. I am not a black stocking, heels and short skirt type of girl, but rather prefer the comfy attire of jeans and top. As for lingerie, well I hope this is not a requirement for the job as I feel that company money could be better spent elsewhere. Why pay for something that will never be used. I much prefer the nature of the body and hope this will not pose a problem, however i am known to be quite adaptable to environmental situations. Safe play is a must for me and condoms can always be found nearby, compliments of the hostess.

I am enclosing a copy of my resume for your pleasure with my skills and should you have any opportunities for me I would very much appreciate meeting with you, whether it is on a short or long term basis.

Thank you for your consideration and I look forward to seeing you quite soon.



OBJECTIVE: To obtain a position as a sexual partner

Knowledge of kissing, foreplay,oral sex, and doggie
Committed and motivated to be expressive and pleasing to my partner
can be counted upon to complete all tasks in a very efficient manner
Sexy, comfy appearance and good personal hygiene


Married 1985-2001

Relationship 2002-2004

Relationship 2004-2005

Played the field 2005-2006


2005-2006 Personal Service Representative

2004-2005 Housemaid

2002-2004 Housemaid and bedwarmer

1985-2001 Chief
cook, bottle washer and bed warmer


libgemOH 56M/52F

3/15/2006 4:18 am

Bunny, if that doesn't get you the position, nothing will! LMAO! I love your sense of humor! -B

bobtheforester 61M

3/15/2006 7:47 am

You are just the type of candidate my company is seeking. The position here allows a fair amount of latitude in how the job gets done, and is enhanced by the personal attention of a very expereinced and worldly mentor to assist with your development. This company prides itself on the perquisites it offers, and the meeting of performance expectations is rewarded well. I hope you apply.


starlight_runner 39F

3/15/2006 3:10 pm

oooooooo thats a interesting cv.


expatbrit49 62M

3/15/2006 3:12 pm

Rofl, your hired, what kind od salary did you have in mind

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

SincinnatiHO 37M

3/15/2006 5:00 pm

lol...I think you are overqualified for the position...

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
3/15/2006 5:59 pm

Sometimes you'll notice I can't seem to resist a notable quote or two that somehow seems to hit me between the eyes, as seems to be the case here, and perhaps it could be notable for others as well: "When one's self is hidden from everybody else ... it seems also to become hidden from himself, and it permits disease and death to gnaw into his substance without his clear knowledge. -- Sidney Journal

Where are you, self?


3/15/2006 6:25 pm

That was wonderful... Im sure you have already found the oppourtunity

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runzwithknives 59F

3/16/2006 7:16 pm

Fuckin' hysterical. Gotta love it. Keep up the great work. You sure made me laugh!!!

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
3/16/2006 11:18 pm

Nice one! Any interviews yet?

willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
3/17/2006 1:04 pm

Welcome! I hope you have a wonderful stay here. I haven't formed a corporation yet, but I am a certified contractor!!!!!!!!

whiskey136 65M

3/17/2006 4:31 pm

I have looked over your resume and it is very impressive. You are a very witty person. Basicly what I'm looking for to fill the position.
I'm looking for a "run buddie" and a "sex buddie" you could fill either position with your qualifications. Please contact me at Whiskey136.

rm_papadoc9999 66M
1 post
3/19/2006 6:53 am

You appear to have excellent qualifications. Please contact me for a personal interview.


outdoorman94 47M

3/20/2006 9:49 pm

Well you would get the job in my book!

rico5515 52M  
201 posts
3/21/2006 9:29 pm

Nice, your interview has been arranged for the 7th of april.
You know the spot, you know the time.
the only question is are you bringing an apple for the interviewer?
And what would the apple be?
Mr Xer

aka. start me up!!!

runzwithknives 59F

3/25/2006 9:04 am

You have been TAGGED

See my blog runzwithknives for how to play

playtime44uandi 52M
6545 posts
4/3/2006 4:20 pm

Ms. Snowbunny

I would like to invite you to come in for an interview for an opening in my~company as a cook/cleaner/bed warmer/personal assistant. I find your qualifications intriguing & think that you would be a nice fit in my~company. I offer a nice benefits "package" that includes travel, medical & life insurance. Not to mention a few soft, warm, tender, fringe benefits that I think you might find exciting & rewarding.
Please consider the above invitation & respond back at your earliest convenience.

CEO & Personnel Director

~We'll Leave The Light On~

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