Hopefully hopeful  

sme585 58M
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5/7/2005 10:09 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Hopefully hopeful


Goodmorning world!
Today is the first day of my new optmism, I plan to clean the gargage, make lunch, wipe out illiteracy, bring world peace and eliminate the heartbreak of psoriasis today. Tomorrow, well maybe I'll rest. Don't want to tackle too much upfront- I'll run out of things to do....
How do bird "do it"? Really, I want to know. And do dogs only do it doggy style? Do you suppose the more adventursome among them try "human style"? Were do fish hide there fun parts.....
Lets talk about human sexuality and the mating rituals of human species. First there is the drives- hormone based and we dress them up but basically we want to hump like wild things. Then there are emotional needs - they don't stop us from humping like crazy but they require the flowers before and the cuddling after. Then comes the economic- that requires the billfold afterwards ( stop it you dirty minded souls- I am not talking about prostitution). It's the ring, the big wedding , the car the house the riding lessons. Opps, I guess I just ended the first day of my new optomism and didn't get to world peace yet.....

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