things that make you go..."huuh?"  

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7/22/2006 10:11 pm
things that make you go..."huuh?"

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss?" Shouldn't it be called a "near hit?"

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear," how can that be possible?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic?"

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What is another word for "thesaurus?"

Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

Why do we sing "take me out to the ball game", when we are already there?

Why are they called "stands" when they're made for sitting?

Why is there only "one" Monopolies Commission?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why do light switches say on/off? When it's on you can see it's on, when it's off you can't see to read.

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms, are they afraid someone might clean them?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored catfood?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word lisp?

If a man is standing in the middle of a forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Is there another word for "synonym?"

This would be very funny if it weren't happening to me!

Isn't it a bit unraveling that what doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice?"

Is there a Fedaral agency you're supposed to call if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If a turtle looses it's shell is it homeless or naked?

If police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

How do they get deer to cross the roads at those yellow signs?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

What was the best thing before "sliced" bread?

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