Great Pick Up Lines (well sort of)  

smart_cute_hard 37M
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7/18/2006 8:14 pm

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8/13/2007 10:44 pm

Great Pick Up Lines (well sort of)


*Be unique and different, say yes.
*Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
*Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
*Hi, my name is (name), how do you like me so far?
*Hi, are you cute?
*I can sense you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
*I'm easy, are you?
*I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
*I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
*So....How am I doin'?
*You see my friend over there? (Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar) He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
*As she's leaving: Hey, where are you going? (Answer: Home) You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?
*Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
*Does your boyfriend know where you are?
*If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
*(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready
*Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
*I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
*All this could be yours for one low, low price!
*Here is $11 dollars. Drink until I am really good looking, the come talk to me.
*Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
*Are your parents retarded, cause you're special!

.........MY PERSONAL FAVORITE.........
I may have an average sized penis, but I have a 9 inch tonque and can breathe out of my ears.



CravinCurves 45F

12/27/2006 8:12 am

Ok...these ones were ok:
*(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready
*Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
*I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
*All this could be yours for one low, low price!
*Here is $11 dollars. Drink until I am really good looking, the come talk to me.

they deserve a courtesy chuckle at best

Now this one...was alright
*Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I gave it a smirk

Now MY personal favorite one was:
*If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Now that one was funny...shows some smarts and if the girl is smart she will get it right away...so it serves two purposes...makes you look smart and helps you to find the stupid girls...(which could be a plus if that is the type of female you are looking for lol)

Thanks for the laugh...the rest of those...yeah...I would trash them...sure hope you don't use them


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