A Challenge to All Who Dare  

smart_cute_hard 37M
4 posts
7/22/2006 11:17 pm

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A Challenge to All Who Dare

O.k., so I'm feeling creative and that's always an interesting place for me to be. I hereby throw down the perverbial gauntlet to everyone on this site. Write a limerick for me and for you. You pick the subject, though we all know on here the dirtier the better.
Voting will be allowed, so bring it on and lets see who's got the nastiest rhymes.

Poetry refresher course for a limerick:
Five lines following anapest meter (da da DA)
Lines 1,2 and 5 are longer than 3 and 4
First line should ID and person or place
Limericks are always clever and usually naughty
End with a bang, a twist or a punch line

meter for a typical limerick
da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM
da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM
da da DUM da da DUM
da da DUM da da DUM
da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM

Here's my example, not my entry for the contest:
For there once was a man on this site
Who came up with a thought with some bite
The task he's put to you
Is one we all can do
'cause the sword is not match for pens might

smart_cute_hard 37M
2 posts
7/22/2006 11:20 pm

smart_cute_hard had a plan for great sex
a bit rough kind of tough tad complex
he told his girl his dream
that will make her cunt cream
now his love now his girl is his EX

sorry for the use of the c-word ladies, but it fit..
alright there ya go, now bring it on

rm_iwannatellu 45F
933 posts
7/23/2006 2:43 am

Here's one that is not original, but I somehow remember it from somewhere in the recesses of my mind. NO idea where it comes from...

There was a young lady from Thrace
Whose coursets would no longer lace
Her mother said "Nelly!"
"There's more in your belly"
"Than ever went in through your face!"

smart_cute_hard 37M
2 posts
7/24/2006 1:20 am

Well if were gonna dig up oldy but goodies who could ever forget the man from Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping sperm from his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could Fuck it!

Sorry ladies for the c-word again..seems to be a nasty habit I'm forming

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