More Jenious Pick-Up Lines  

smallpenis4rent 38M
35 posts
8/17/2006 2:17 pm

Last Read:
3/7/2015 3:05 pm

More Jenious Pick-Up Lines

Although I felt as if my other pick-up lines were fool proof, it seems as if I might have over-estimated my abilities. So here's the newest crop of winners I have for you all... Just tell me which one makes your panties the wettest...
Just think of the horny kids in India that would kill to fuck me.
I promise not to ask anyone else to have sex with me eva again if you do... come on, just take one for the team.
I smell really bad, and I'm not showering until I get laid... and I'm going to stand next to you every day, forever.
The restraining order says I can't come within 100 feet of you, but it doesn't say I can't cum within 100 feet...
I'll let you order anything you want from the dollar menu.
Fine sex is not an option... will you at least hold it for a minute with your mouth and I'll thrust back and forth? Compromi
Please fuck me, no other living person will and the corpse is turning to dust.
Hey you weren't my first choice either.


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

8/19/2006 1:43 pm

    Quoting tipadee:
    they are all great. but then again, I will put out to anyone. including corky. and his twin sister. .... hey! wanna double sometime??
Both ya all are too funny!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


NSAAddict 42F

8/28/2006 4:59 pm

You're a sick, sick man SPenis lolo


Become a member to create a blog