Help me, help you get turned on...  

smallpenis4rent 38M
35 posts
7/12/2006 12:27 pm

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Help me, help you get turned on...

It can be really difficult as a man to find out what the ladies want to hear from you in able to get some action. It makes it EXTREMELY difficult as a little man to score some poon-tang. Please help me, help you get wet and tell me which line from my vault make you the horniest...
Just close your eyes and pretend I'm a dildo.
Here's 50 bucks.
Come on, eveyone needs a good "I fucked a midget" story.
You get a free "I had sex with the world's smallest dick" tee-shirt with every fuck.
I only have 2 weeks to live, pity me... fuck me.
I'd get on my knees and beg for it, but you're not really going to notice a height difference.
If you don't have sex with me I'm going to head butt you in the ass and tell all your friends you let me give you anal.
You look pretty up-tight... Don't worry I can fit into tight places easily.
I love America, wanna fuck? What, you don't love America?
I may be little in size, but I look a lot bigger standing on my wallet.


amosnurse 47F

7/12/2006 12:57 pm

Sorry to burst your bubble, but NONE of those lame lines will work for any woman. You need to close that vault back up and lose the combination.


eclecticsoul4u 56F
942 posts
7/12/2006 1:10 pm

try being honest, treating women with respect and being an authentic person.


smallpenis4rent 38M
73 posts
7/12/2006 1:31 pm

amos... but if i lost the combination how would I be able to get back in... ohh wait, i get it... you don't like my lines... what about "HHHHHEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOO NURSE!"

longhairednikki... you said it sista

eclecticsoul4me... you gotta feel it, it's eclectic, boogey woogey woogey woogey woogey


NSAAddict 42F

7/13/2006 10:43 am

I know these are a joke therefore my favorite is the head butt you in the ass one You crack me up little man


demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
8/16/2006 2:44 pm

i can't decide my favorite these are funny.


LikesAlottaLicks 44F

12/24/2007 2:31 pm

Wow, I guess some people can't tell honesty from sarcasm, eh??
Well, I will take the fiddy dolla to make me holla!



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