What's up PNW?
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Posted:Apr 23, 2008 3:48 pm
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2010 9:21 pm
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OK so it appears awhile since a last blog, but well, honestly there are more important things to do in life.
Our relocation though seemed like a good enough time to throw down some prose, or perhaps more appropriately, a question or two.
So I ask you kind folks, what's up in the general Salem area for lifestyle events? We're on the list for the Salem Dances. Who's been and how's the crowd? What else is there to do in town? The bars downtown all seem to cater the younger/college crowd. Jonathan's is the one place where we felt fit us. Any other suggestions on places to meet other locals for a scheduled 'date' for cocktails?
Any and all suggestions welcome.
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Did that hurt?
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Posted:Sep 15, 2006 6:46 pm
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2008 7:03 pm
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Some of our friends have noticed the addition of some new jewelry on the Mrs. Nifty, eh? Considering she has a phobia to needles, I'd say more like extraordinary!
The funny thing is I told her I thought they were sexy and she should do it quite awhile ago. She found the idea interesting but was it too kinky? Of course not being fond of needles and such made the idea even more back burner.
The tipping point seemed to come from a local "celeb" who happened to share a drink and a plane trip to Vegas. At some point the discussion turned to piercings, odd choice of topics with a celeb if ya ask me. Be that as it may, said celeb quipped that he thought that nip piercings were indeed sexy.
Next thing I know, Mrs. is all over getting those beauties speared. Huh? Apparently the idea that a celeb, a mainstream individual, would find them not too kinky, was all it took. Thanks dude. You're my new favorite local celeb, that I never knew before and will still never watch. But thanks just the same and I may be in contact next time the Mrs. needs a little encouragement.
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Are you Sizzlean Saturday
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Posted:Jul 26, 2006 12:00 pm
Last Updated:Mar 22, 2008 9:23 am
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Ahhh, Sizzlean, the famous bacon substitute of the 80's. Who can ever forget such a tempting taste treat? And who can imagine such a thing falling into obscurity? Hey wasn't it from Hormel? Makers of other such savory treats as SPAM. SPAM SPAM SPAM.
BTW forgot on the previous rant about preferring not to say, what the hell is up with 112 degree heat? Beautiful, just in time for the fair I suppose.
And lastly, actually this should be firstly since this was the point of this post...our puppy's impending arrival has been delayed due to a case of the poopies. You know we had this whole summer worked out down to the minute. and 'life' have a way of doing that. Since we will not be out of town this weekend, we now have no plans for the weeeknd. Damn, so much for the best laid plans.
Looking for something to do? Last minute is always the best way to plan mischief and adventure. Well usually not. But I'll throw the bait out anyway and see what trolling for trouble gets. Bring your mischievious ideas, the winner will receive a slab o' Sizzlean. Factory fresh and sealed. Or not. As always, judges have final say on all entries.
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"Prefer not to say"
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Posted:Jul 26, 2006 11:42 am
Last Updated:Oct 13, 2006 7:21 pm
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So a friend calls us the other day. Chitty chat, chitty chat which leads to this paraphrased conversation....
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She says...what's with the change on your profile?
K...Huh? What are you talking about?
Did you change the sexual orientation?
No why?
Well it used to say straight now it says prefer not to say. Noticed that everyone we know, the male half says prefer not to say for sexual orientation.
Nope still straight arrow but what is with this site anyway?
Beats me, but we called and AdultFriendFinder said oh yeah we've known about that for awhile, our techs are working on it.
WTF? Is that why we pay for a "gold membership"?
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OK, rant over. But really, WTF? I'm no programmer, but how the hell hard can it be to right this listing POS ship?
And while I'm on the subject of 'prefer not to say' why the hell do people put a profile up where EVERYTHING on their profile says 'prefer not to say'? If you prefer not to say and your profile has a total of three words and you have no pictures, you can be assured that no one will want to meet your ass.
Food for thought but really with 10 days left of a gold membership one has to put serious consideration into whether there's any value whatsoever in buying that "gold."
We'd prefer not to say.
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Aloha Hawaii
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Posted:Jul 13, 2006 3:20 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2007 9:44 am
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We'll be in Kauai the first week of October. Anyone have suggestions of things to see (and do) by us kinkier tourists? We'd love to explore some of the island's more adult landscapes.
OK so it's not 'til October, but is it ever too early to make travel plans? 
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Concerts in the Plaza
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Posted:Jul 9, 2006 12:59 am
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2006 7:35 pm
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Well, summer is here and even as busy at it's been, we've still managed a few adult oriented pursuits...including Concerts in the Plaza a couple of times. Always with an eye peeled for friends from the past, and new friends we've yet to meet. We wonder how many other 'lifestylers' are having a Firestone beneath the pergola listening to the band du joir.
Speaking of which, did anyone else catch the kook pushing her cat around in the baby stroller? A cat, in a baby stroller, at a concert. A cat! At a concert! In a baby stroller? WTF? Who the hell jams their cat, in a baby stroller and heads downtown for loud music? A cat!
A few Fridays are left in the series, maybe we'll see you there; We can look for the chick with the cat. What a hoot!
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Hmmm...
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Posted:Apr 17, 2006 10:30 pm
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2006 5:22 pm
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So, what is ok to put in your profile? It is ok to lay it all out there on the line? Do I have to be polite, politically correct? Do I use restraint? Or can I just say I want to meet someone, anyone, who loves big fat asses and wants to fuck me hard? Or is the "proper" approach to say: We are a "fun" couple that wants to meet "fun" people to have "fun" with? I risk being pegged as crude or slutty; I realize that. It seems we all try to fool ourselves. Perhaps to make all of this civilized and mainstream; as if we are all talking about this over a glass of wine with our vanilla friends. We need to get over ourselves.We didn't come to AdultFriendFinder to meet friends. The reason we are on this site is to hook up and have hot kinky sex.
Whew! I'm glad I got that off my mind. What do you think?
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Out of the loop
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Posted:Dec 29, 2005 11:43 pm
Last Updated:Jul 9, 2006 10:42 pm
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I've been out of circulation for the last month or more as my life has taken over and put my kinks on hold. It is a balancing act we perform; us "lifestyle" folks. And who coined "lifestyle" anyway? Isn't there something more appropriate? I think I will start a movement. What should I call it? Perhaps there will just be a symbol. The rainbow, the fish, the donkey and the elephant have been taken. There are ribbons and bracelets of many colors. What should our symbol be? I will have to give it some thought? I can see it all now at the Academy Awards everyone is wearing lapel pins or toe rings or whatever we come up with. And soon we can have our own special interest lobbiest. (I think I may have gone too far.)
Well, I started all of this to say that we are jumping in with both feet again after a bit of a detour..... real lifestyle stuff, my lifestyle... family stuff, moms stuff, dad stuff.....and now I need some kinky stuff.
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Sunday is funday?
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Posted:Dec 15, 2005 10:41 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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OK so now that you're here, now what? Read the fluff and move on, make a post, decisions decisions.
Well the holiday madness, as well as life's other roadblocks, have caused the last month or more to be a non-starter for all things swing related. Yes we check our mail but that seems to be all.
However, Sunday we do have a sitter and aside from some plans for the early afternoon, nothing else is set in concrete; So what to do after that is still up in the air. Any suggestions? Please cast your vote and we'll see if anything sparks our interest.
We will tally the votes and all decisions will be final. Please don't bother contacting your lawyer or whining to the media; we are the final arbiters, and there will be no recount.
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Killing time
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Posted:Dec 9, 2005 11:54 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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OK OK so started this blog feature a long time ago but never actually started a blog.
What's the purpose really? So that people can read the ramblings of others and decide whether there is any value in them? Or is a blog a cry for help from individuals-as I read in an article discussing the tragedy of the kooky adolescent and the boyfriend that killed her parents? Or is the point of blogging merely to fill in time during the day while waiting for other, more important, things to happen?
While killing time waiting for the go ahead to buy a gift online, I've decided that the whole point is merely to find more ways to waste time, so I'll make an entry.
Buying Christmas gifts online was supposed to make our lives easier yet here I sit waitng for confirmation if I should get the two day shipping and where we should have the gift sent. Here or to the inlaws; And what about wrapping; And will it get there in time or what if it were sent here and we wrapped it would it get there in time. So many questions.
The Christmas season-in all it's commercialized glory-is one for sharing with loved ones. While sharing with loved ones is great we're also in the mood to share with people we lust. So many holiday preparations leave so little time for our other more adult oriented hobbies. *sigh*
, activities, shopping, wrapping, traveling, out of town visitors, decorating, working to pay for the afore mentioned, blah blah blah...where do we squeeze in the "lifetyle" things we enjoy?
Rambling. Yes this is rambling as I said this was meant to be a quick entry while waiting on a call, apparently the call to get the info has not gone through, or it has and that could mean a long conversation, yes, more ramblings.
I should probably work on our profile as I wait. It needs a rework. K should do it she is able to put things succinctly and yet get the point across. Too bad she leaves this to me huh. Based on our profile and others here, the long winded approach is anathema to the modern quip of the day format-ie. Wanna fuck...We like to fuck...We can go all nite long. Not much else, just a three sentence profile. Such thought provoking work makes one wonder, is that what they are like in person or are they simply trying to get to the point, or are they not actually a "they," but rather a single male looking for stroke material.
Where are the honest, normal lifestyle people? Perhaps it has to do with the fact AdultFriendFinder posts ads at every porn/x-rated/stroke site on the web. Leaving some with the misguided notion that the couples and women here are virtual-reality, porn skanks and are ready, willing and propped up with ass in air waiting for the dick of the day to pound away. Hoorah.
Yes, we prefer couples but we have met with singles...but really...come on folks. Sending a dick shot shows exactly what you look like, a dick. Sending a note that shows that you didn't bother to read our profile shows the same. Sending bulk mail to everyone in the area? Does all this really need to be explained?
We know there are real people here. We have met quite a few. We have met several others that claim to be normal but apparently don't understand what it means. If you are going to have an argument on the way to the motel because you haven't discussed boundaries before meeting-That is drama. And while that might be normal for you, we'd prefer you discuss such things before writing. If you show up drunk, stoned or otherwise incapicitated, please don't, just say you can't make it. If you agree to show up, show-up. Does this sound like a bitch session? Well it wasn't meant to be; Mea Culpa.
We are looking forward to more free time after this hectic month to relax, unwind and enjoy with some new friends.
Merry Christmas...Peace to you and yours. I know, nothing like using a site devoted to recreational sex for proclaiming the spirit of Christmas, but hey, we all have different sides to our lives; Even a cube has six sides.
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