You can rub something else for the Mistress....while ...  

slidein2meplz 61F
1363 posts
11/30/2005 5:55 pm

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You can rub something else for the Mistress....while ...

An announcement from.....the one and only....

Mystical Mistress of Much Nonsense and Karmic Comment Whoring &/or Wisdom

Mistress has a massive headache this evening....really I do... so all punishment for Assistant# 2 is declared over and done with...he has managed to hide himself well today....and actually...thats ok... cuz I really do have a bad one tonight.

So I am leaving comment whoring/monitoring to the Princess's...and the assistants.

Party planning for the Grand Ball will have to wait until another time.

However, anyone and everyone is most welcome to stop by the palace and hang out...watch the big screen... we have a wide variety of DVD's to choose from .... ranging from "Wizard of Oz...to all sorts of porn...you name it..we have it...so make yourselves at home and enjoy....

Perhaps Bunz will allow a cabanna boy or 2 to come and serve the ladies.

**KP somehow catches word he's out of hot water with the Mistress and strolls into the palace game room**

My chef is on duty this evening as well...and the fridge as well as the pantry is well stocked... if your hungry do not hesitate to ask Manuel to whip you up a little tasty treat...his specialty of course is Mexican food.

The indoor pool and spa is just outside the tv room...and the water temps are just perfect...towels/robes are in the linen closet just to the left of the bar area....speaking of the bar... it's well stocked and maybe if Bard happens to stroll thru you could ask him to mix a few drinks...and tell a few jokes to you all... and theres also a very, very nice stereo system along side the other wall, with any sort of music you could possibly want to listen to...feel free to crank it if you like... I won't hear it in my room.....as I'm way in the east wing...

Princess# 2 Tiller is off on a sea cruise or something with Captain Expat...and Princess# 1 Candy...I think is out visiting Blogland ... but both Assistants are around somewhere....just holler...to them if there is something you need..ok..

**Mistress whispers to KP... now KP..you behave yourself...if Bard is here...he is a guest in the palace..wha?..what's that..Oh..no, no...sugar snookles...no your not going to hook the coil wire up to the outlet where the blender is...no...that ain't happenin..got it KP?...GOOD BOY... thank you...why don't you come up to my room...and rub my temples for me...that way you won't get in trouble.. assistant# 1 Tires..{=}...why don't you come too...You can rub something else for the Mistress....while KP watches....

** MMMNKCWW ?* {=}

Additional office locations are as follows....

Princess# 1 candy69sosweet
Princess# 2 tillerbabe
Assistant# 1 titsandtires
and
Assistant# 2 kyplowboy22


This has been an announcement from the MMMNKCWW network.


~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/30/2005 6:21 pm

~~~ In answer to your mail message...and you know who you are because I told you to come to my post....however, I won't use your handle to identify you....so unless you identify yourself...that's up to you. ok? ~~~

"Hey Gorgeous !! You have the best handle in this whole website. As soon as i read it my cock got hard. Anyhow I definately fit your demands for ideal man and wuold love to meet you. If you have the time I'll give it to you rel good tonight."....

~~~Mistress has a massive headache this evening....really I do... ~~~

~~~ I also clearly state in my profile that I am not looking...and that is exactly what I mean... therefore I am not interested in you or anyone else at this time. Thank you for your compliment...but I am sorry...like I said.. I have a massive headache...and I'm feeling pretty bitchy...which... I wasn't until about 10 min's ago...we women or some of us women....not all...have a tendancy to get a bit upset when people don't read profiles...and send messages when you have been basically told not to....because we aren't looking at this or that time in our lives.... ~~~

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
11/30/2005 7:25 pm

Hey! At least he gave you a nice compliment to start out with. Besides, just don't open mail from those whom you don't know. That oughtta do it Mistress.


wife4stranger 57F

11/30/2005 8:12 pm

Timidly wandering in and gazing about........I'm sort of new around here.....but I heard I should check in here for possible consideration for Princess duty....I think you might find me fairly well qualified as I have my own tiara already.....and I have real little feet....
Hey cool! May I watch your Ginger Lynn tapes?


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/30/2005 8:50 pm

~~ KCC...hi! Yes...I know...and yes he did and I did acknowledge and thank him for it....just before I let the bitch out of her cage. It isn't like me to be like that....I don't function well when I don't feel good...but it's no excuse... I should be spanked....

Mistress turns around and presents her white ass to the monitor for those who want to spank her.... ?* for she's been a naughty, mean Mistress....

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/1/2005 12:24 am

I hope you feel better soon. When you feel better you can come visit Fluffyland and I'll give you a nice temple massage if you want it.

To fulfill my duty to the Holy Priestess of Holy Holes as her personal fluffer, I have been instructed to go around to the blogs of female members of the dead sheep boinking social club and leave a comment for each of you stating that I am ready to take care of any … err … fluffing needs you may wish to have satisfied. Please tell her that I have been an obedient if somewhat tardy fluffer.

If you do require any fluffing services you can follow me back to Fluffyland.

Welcum To Fluffyland


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

12/1/2005 12:43 am


STRIDES IN AND GOES RIGHT ON OUT TO THE HOT TUB. LOOKS OVER AT THE EMPLOYMENT LINE AND NODS. NO NEED FOR PRINCESS WORK HERE MYSTICAL CROWNED ME QUEEN OF BULLSHIT SO

"ITS GOOD TO BE THE QUEEN"

ON OUT TO THE HOT TUB WITH MY SOUR APPLE MARTINEE AND MY CROWN......
??WANDERS IF HER RODE IS WATERPROOF?????

PLEASE GET TO FEELING BETTER QUICKLY SLIDE I KNOW HOW THOSE HEADACHES CAN BE. I HAVE BLOOD PRESSURE PROBLEMS AND I GET THE WORST HEADACHES. POP 3 ADVIL, A HEATING PAD AND FEEL BETTER SOON.


kyplowboy22 61M

12/1/2005 9:30 am

"Come here new girl, I'm gonna take your application. Ya you, the one holdin' that crown thing...come with me. So, you think your Princess material, huh, Sweetie? Well, we'll see about that. lol You know you did make the 'short list' didn't you? Oh yeah, voted for you myself, Precious! We are going up to the Mistress's chamber for your oral exam now...I'm up for it, are you?", says KP, leering down your shirt.

Thinks to self, "Sit there and watch...yeah, right...and then you woke up, you Royal pain in the..".

"Coming Mistress!...right away, Mistress!" KP yells. Underbreath, "Bring the oil, KP...don't forget the feathers, KP...and a box of batteries, KP. Goodgodamighty, ya'll, I hope ol' Tires wears that ass out tonight, maybe we can all get some rest!"


tillerbabe 55F

12/1/2005 6:29 pm

Princess #2 brings warm chicken soup to her Mistress....


wife4stranger 57F

12/1/2005 8:14 pm

    Quoting kyplowboy22:
    "Come here new girl, I'm gonna take your application. Ya you, the one holdin' that crown thing...come with me. So, you think your Princess material, huh, Sweetie? Well, we'll see about that. lol You know you did make the 'short list' didn't you? Oh yeah, voted for you myself, Precious! We are going up to the Mistress's chamber for your oral exam now...I'm up for it, are you?", says KP, leering down your shirt.

    Thinks to self, "Sit there and watch...yeah, right...and then you woke up, you Royal pain in the..".

    "Coming Mistress!...right away, Mistress!" KP yells. Underbreath, "Bring the oil, KP...don't forget the feathers, KP...and a box of batteries, KP. Goodgodamighty, ya'll, I hope ol' Tires wears that ass out tonight, maybe we can all get some rest!"
Sitting outside the chamber, nervously adjusting my tiara.......wondering just what will happen next....


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
12/1/2005 9:33 pm

*enters the palace*

"Has anyone seen my Korn CD? Oh hey kyplowboy! How's it going? You need a hand? What the hell is that thing on her head? And what are all the batteries for?"

"Hey MMMNKCWW, do you still need my services this evening, and what the hell is the queen of bullshit doing here? Isn't she supposed to be changing the oil on my chevy?"

*spies MMMNKCWW*

"OOOhhhh!" *smiling* "I'll be back later kyplowboy, I gotta help out the lil miss"


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
12/1/2005 10:27 pm

i've got some more rubbing to do.


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/2/2005 3:54 pm

I'm so lost. And I'm craving Mexican thanks to your previous post. Somebody clue me in, please...and pass the salsa. - DT


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

12/3/2005 3:43 am

COME OVER HERE TIRES AND HOP INTO THE HOT TUB WITH OLD QUEENIE OF BULLSHIT I WILL CHANGE YOUR OIL IN THE CHEVY AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU OWN MUHAAAAAA

HOPS OUT OF HOT TUB STRIDES OVER TO THE POOL DROPS THE SKIMPY SWIM SUIT AND LAYS OUT NAKED BY THE POOL... DON'T DISTURB THE QUEEN WHEN SHE IS TANNING !!!!


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