Ten Thoughts to Ponder for the new year  

slidein2meplz 62F
1363 posts
12/28/2005 11:11 pm

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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for the new year

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for the new year

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration


This post was my 80th...20 more to go til I hit the 100 mark.




~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


tillerbabe 56F

12/29/2005 1:38 am

OMG! LMAO! There ya go! Like it..a lot! You kill me girl! (I so needed this!) {=}


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
12/29/2005 3:25 pm

I'm so glad you came and visited. I hope Leto will be ok! {=}

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/30/2005 12:29 am

Slide! I have a Happy New Year Idea!! Think we can get it off the ground???

* Blogland Orgasm Day!*
Dec. 31...New Years Eve...

see my blog for details!

wooooo hooooo! I had a birthday brainstorm!
xoxo
{=}

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


kyplowboy22 61M

12/30/2005 7:28 am

To find humor in a time of adversity is a blessing, Slide. Yup, I always knew you were bless.

kpb


HappytoPlaywithU 53M

12/30/2005 10:44 pm

Hey Slide...

It's been about a year since we chatted. Love your blog!

Happy New Year!

S.


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
12/31/2005 12:22 am

Thank you, Thank you mzhuny...holler at me one of these days we'll have another chat.

Excellent idea goddess1946...Happy Birthday! Happy New Year!
I left a comment on your blog earlier today...

Hmmmm... a year ago huh? Now I'm very curious.HappytoPlaywithU Anyway...thank you and Happy New Year to you too! Glad you like the blog... do come back and visit, and maybe leave me more hints...lol. ok?

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
12/31/2005 12:24 am

KPB...kyplowboy22 Your probably one of my most favorite people...and I'm very glad and very honored to be your friend! {=}

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


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