Position Open: Fuck buddy  

slidein2meplz 62F
1363 posts
10/4/2005 9:06 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Position Open: Fuck buddy

Position Open: Fuck Buddy

Start Date: Immediately

About The Employer: Short, sweet, busty/curvy, blonde haired/blue eyed, funny, a little naughty-but nice, sensitive, caring, sexy….and oh so much more.

Due to the inconsistency and frustrating nature of the TUCSON dating scene, the position of FUCK BUDDY is now open.

All interested male applicants are encouraged to copy and paste the questionnaire below and submit their answers via email.

Compensation: Paid in orgasms and other related fulfillment.

The more you work, the more you can earn!

Other Benefits: Cuddles, laughs, ice water

*******~~~begin questionnaire~~~*******





{=}Hair Color:

{=}Eye Color:

The following questions are not mandatory and you are not obligated to answer at this time. However, be prepared to answer if given an interview.

{=}Length of penis:

{=} Girth/diameter of penis:

Please list your Fuck Buddy experience(s) below:

Please describe your genital grooming habits:

What is your availability (IE: 1x per week, 2x per week...etc):

Please answer the following questions regarding ORAL SEX:

Do you enjoy performing oral sex?

Please describe your skills, on a scale of 1 to 10:

Please complete the following % question:
When performing ORAL, I employ
__% mouth
__% tongue
__% finger(s)&/or toys

Do you enjoy receiving?:

Do you enjoy mutual oral, otherwise referred to as '69'?

Please answer the following questions regarding VAGINAL SEX.

Please list the following positions in order of preference:

{=}____ Missionary
{=}____ Girl on top
{=}____ Doggie style
{=}____ Reverse cowgirl
{=}____ Spoon
(Feel free to add to this list with positions missed)

Please answer the following questions regarding ANAL SEX:

Do you partake in activities in and around your anus? (If yes, please list these activities)

What is the desired frequency of these activities (IE: Twice per month...once in a blue moon…every other time…etc):

What is your preferred position when engaged in anal intercourse (if applicable):

Please answer the following with TRUE or FALSE:

1. I do not and will not bring stalking ex-girlfriends/wives or other assorted dramas to my place of employment:

2. I do not have any sexually transmitted diseases: (must answer true)

3. I do not object to the use of condoms: (must answer true)

4. I understand that every effort will be made to induce orgasm(s) for your enjoyment, but do not expect a guarantee of one (or more) if you are having a stressful day or experiencing any other complication that would inhibit said orgasm.

5. I understand that my 'fuck buddy' will continue to date in the traditional manner, and is free to engage is sexual activity with due notice, but most likely will not during my time of 'employment':

6. I understand that while words such as 'employment' have been used in this questionnaire that there is absolutely no financial compensation for this position:

7. I understand that interviews for qualified candidates will begin on Friday and that if given an appointment time I may be asked to perform oral.

8. I understand that I may say no to the request for oral above, without damaging my prospects for this position:

9. I understand that if contacted, a picture will be required.

10. I understand that my answers will be held in the strictest confidence:

11. I understand that this ad is not real and a product of sheer boredom and silliness.

******~~~end questionaire~~~******

Dear AdultFriendFinder...SEE #11 and do not reject this silly post, as it is meant to be just for fun &/or entertainment. {=}

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

10/5/2005 8:54 am

I fit all of the quilifications except that tiny part in there asking for a MAN....


Always The Bitch

slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
10/5/2005 8:49 pm

thanks for, uh... checkin it out...lol. Have a good one...

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
10/6/2005 5:40 pm

LOL slide..very clever

keithcancook 60M
17839 posts
10/6/2005 5:44 pm

Just a f*** buddy? I want so much more...

rm_pchamp012004 55M
2672 posts
10/6/2005 5:52 pm

I'd like to apply but I hate applications

AroseClavaHenle 56M
2 posts
10/10/2005 3:28 am

Am always up for new employment(as fuck buddies go),and I would like to apply for said FuckBuddy position.

slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
10/10/2005 11:11 pm

Thanks to all who applied...however the position has been filled.... and very nicely too I might add...{=}... notice..happy dancin goin on.. Uh huh..now that's what I'm talkin bout...yep...{=}

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

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