Mystical Mistress of .....  

slidein2meplz 62F
1363 posts
11/26/2005 7:22 pm

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Mystical Mistress of .....

ewe wanna join the flock?

I hear by declare myself the

Mystical Mistress of Much Nonsense
and
Karmic Comment Whoring &/or Wisdom


Of the most noble kind in the land of Blog, county of Bulging.

Now I need an assistant or several of the male persuasion...who should like to align with me...
MMMNKCWW

...short for .... the above title.

He who desires to assist me will get great benefits to be disclosed privately.

My duties shall be to skip and flutter my way thru the fair land of Blog...and leave little sprinkles of nonsense, discipline if needed to those who appear to be abusing the comment whoring limits and lastly, words of mystical wisdom.

My assistant's duties shall be simply to report his findings to me...and keep me happy as only he will know the secret to that along with what his benefits of position are.

Neither of us will align with good or evil...but to maintain an even balance.

Grievences may be brought to my attention by either clan for a request of judgement. A date on the calender will be set for review, either clan may enter and present evidence as needed to support their claim/cause...complaint.

Those breaking the rules will indeed suffer greatly....so I suggest all those in the land beware....as punishment will be dealt with on an individual basis depending on the severity of the issue.

The home office is of course "Slidein2meplz's" blog.

Additional office locations to be announced at a later date.


This has been an announcement from the MMMNKCWW network.


~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
11/26/2005 7:54 pm

In addition to assistants, there are a few openings for

princess's

....who's duties will be to cover for me "MYSTICAL MISTRESS"... when I am unable to be present.

Assistants will bow to the princess's as well as to the "MISTRESS" supreme.

Assistants or several of the male persuasion...who should like to align with me..
MMMNKCWW

...short for .... the above title.

He who desires to assist me will get great benefits to be disclosed privately.

My duties shall be to skip and flutter my way thru the fair land of Blog...and leave little sprinkles of nonsense, discipline if needed to those who appear to be abusing the comment whoring limits and lastly, words of mystical wisdom.

My assistant's duties shall be simply to report his findings to me...and keep me happy as only he will know the secret to that along with what his benefits of position are.

Neither of us will align with good or evil...but to maintain an even balance.

The home office is of course "Slidein2meplz's" blog.

Additional office locations to be announced at a later date.


This has been an announcement from the MMMNKCWW network.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/26/2005 9:11 pm

okay, okay, what is this nonsense? Actually, I'm only interested in the benefits part. *wink*

You can tell ole tires about that, right, MMMNKCWW?

Now look who's out of control!


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/26/2005 9:12 pm

Oh yeah, and make sure you tell me all about those punishments too.

tires


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
11/26/2005 10:46 pm

~~ Hear ye, Hear ye...and important announcement from the MISTRESS ~~

Assistants to the "MYSTICAL MISTRESS" will not be informed of their benefits prior to sign up and commitment.
No exceptions...regardless of how cute/hot/funny or any other characteristic you possess.

I assure you all...those of the male persuasion....who do commit, you will not be disappointed.

Princess's to the MISTRESS...have no criteria to get past in order to recieve the honor...or the power.

~~ the MMMNKCWW has spoken ~~


~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
11/27/2005 12:32 am

~~~ Hear ye, Hear ye ~~~
With the power vested in me....
Mystical Mistress of Much Nonsense and Karmic Comment Whoring &/or Wisdom

I hear by declare candy69sosweet postion and title of PRINCESS # 1...as she possess great WISDOM and abundant LOVE.

She is to always be addressed as PRINCESS upon entering and leaving her parlor of love.

She shall have 3% less powers than the MISTRESS, but nonetheless, she will command and deserve as much respect.

All assistants will not only bow to her feet...but will at her whim be her slave for the amount of time she deems necessary. ~~~

~~~ by order of the Mystical Mistress 11/27/05 ~~~


~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


tillerbabe 56F

11/27/2005 2:05 am

Kewl! {=}


kyplowboy22 61M

11/28/2005 7:18 am

Finished the rest of the "rose" story, so if you are up to it, there it is! Later

kpb


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/28/2005 8:08 pm

Okay, I'm in. what do i got to do now?


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/28/2005 8:10 pm

Am I gonna get some membership thingy in the mail if I do this? Maybe with a print of the photo on this post?

I'm in.


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
11/28/2005 10:00 pm

~~~ Hear ye, Hear ye ~~~ With the power vested in me.... Mystical Mistress of Much Nonsense and Karmic Comment Whoring &/or Wisdom

I hear by declare titsandtires postion and title of ASSISTANT# 1...as he possess great MECHANICAL SKILLS and ABUNDANT SILLINESS.

His duties shall be simply to report his findings to me...and keep me happy as only he will know the secret to that along with what his benefits of position are.

~~~ ~~~ by order of the Mystical Mistress 11/27/05 ~~~


~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


kyplowboy22 61M

11/29/2005 6:53 am

OK, SlidenAngel, count me in!!! Now, I DO expect the delux version of the benefits package, not the 'watered-down' version you gave ol' Tires. lol Lets me see...should I be senior assistant in charge of training virgins or maybe director of voyeurism (Bloglands version of the Secret Police)...you decide for me, Mystic Mistress. In a pinch I can perform as many duties as you place upon my broad shoulders.

Humbly your
kyplowboy22

PS: Can I get advance on some of those bennies???? Hummm, can I???


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
11/29/2005 6:01 pm

~~~ Hear ye, Hear ye ~~~

With the power vested in me....

Mystical Mistress of Much Nonsense and Karmic Comment Whoring &/or Wisdom

I hear by declare kyplowboy22 position and title of ASSISTANT# 2 ...as he possess great WISDOM and Earthyness.

His duties shall be simply to report his findings to me...and keep me happy as only he will know the secret to that along with what his benefits of position are.

All assistants will be treated equally but punishment will be individual and specific to match their naughtiness.

All assistants will be expected to be flexible and be able to perform all duties deemed necessary by the Mistress &/or the Princess’s.

~~~ by order of the Mystical Mistress 11/29/05 ?* ~~~


~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


tillerbabe 56F

11/29/2005 8:40 pm

Mistress..I would honored to be one of your Princess'
(Do I get to wear a robe?) {=}


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
11/29/2005 9:28 pm

~~~ Hear ye, Hear ye ~~~

With the power vested in me....

Mystical Mistress of Much Nonsense and Karmic Comment Whoring &/or Wisdom

I hear by declare tillerbabe position and title of PRINCESS # 2...
As she possess great WIT that is unmatched by any other mere mortal...her BRAVERY cannot be compared to any other mere woman or some men..and her BUTT in THONG....WELL...it’s, it’s just beautiful...and MEN ARE STANDING IN LINE TO LICK HER...(how can she not be a Princess with all that goin on...I ask ya???)

She is to always be addressed as PRINCESS upon entering and leaving her parlor of love. She shall have 3% less powers than the Princess# 1 candy69sosweet and 6% less powers than the Mistress, but nonetheless, she will command and deserve as much respect.

Yes.. Princess Tiller...you may wear a ROBE...and anything else you wish to wear....you may even command the assistants to weave for you golden threads...and sew it for you.

All assistants will not only bow to her feet...but will at her whim be her slave for the amount of time she deems necessary. ~~~

~~~ by order of the Mystical Mistress 11/29/05 ?* ~~~


~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


lookin4sum3sum 51M/55F
8 posts
11/30/2005 9:30 am

Ok ... with the job I have, and the different ways I have to lie to get a day off (I once told them I had "Anal Glaucoma" .. just couldn't see my ass coming into work!) I hereby declare myself to be the Minister of DisInformation!!

Anyone needs help getting time off from work ... LIE!!!!! The boss's don't know, and probably don't care, they don't have to pay your wages for the day!!

Now ... where is the beer and wenches that this title guarantees me?!?!


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