How does some Italian sausage sound?...He said...  

slidein2meplz 61F
1363 posts
12/13/2005 4:19 pm

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How does some Italian sausage sound?...He said...

There was this guy back some while ago... several months ago...and at one point he had a profile on AdultFriendFinder...but I guess he removed it or whatever.

Then he had a profile on another popular dating thing...which will remain nameless, cuz I can't say anyway....right.


So, he and I have gone back and forth for several months...then nothing for more than several months...then back and forth, etc...

You all know what I'm talking about... we've all done it... cat and mouse...sure..not, no don't wanna meet..yes we wanna meet...

Well, this is what he said and what I said...

Love to hear your thoughts on the

HIM (11/3/2005 5:44:16 PM): how does some Italian sausage sound?

HIM has signed back in. (11/3/2005 6:52 PM)

HIM (11/3/2005 7:04:25 PM): hey

me (11/3/2005 7:06:00 PM): Hi... "HIM"... how are you? I just got home from work...but have brought work home to. Italian sausage? Oooh... I like Italian sausage..but it don't like me... darn it.

HIM (11/3/2005 7:06:48 PM): it like you

me(11/3/2005 7:06:57 PM): It does?

HIM (11/3/2005 7:07:12 PM): don't you think?

me(11/3/2005 7:08:05 PM): Oh...well, I was actually talking about sausage.. the meat... but I guess you were using it as an analogy...duh.. we'll call it a blonde moment

HIM (11/3/2005 7:08:24 PM): ha ha

me (11/3/2005 7:09:31 PM): shucks...I kinda thought you were wanting to cook me dinner

HIM (11/3/2005 7:10:04 PM): I was gonna feed it to ya, but not dinner, I ate already sorry

me (11/3/2005 7:10:16 PM):
**I didn't say anything here...probably hit the send button by mistake**

me (11/3/2005 7:10:57 PM): give me a minute... ok

HIM (11/3/2005 7:11:02 PM): k

me (11/3/2005 7:19:14 PM): sorry "HIM"... just another moment.

me (11/3/2005 7:28:45 PM): "HIM"...sorry... my daughter was on phone... they are coming in about 15 days. How's your daughter?

HIM (11/3/2005 7:28:59 PM): ok

me(11/3/2005 7:29:06 PM): good.

me (11/3/2005 7:34:29 PM): ya know... "HIM"... for some while....we had chatted back and forth...and I sent you a message or 2 on ** THAT OTHER SITE THAT SHALL BE NAMELESS**...but it just always seemed that either you weren't interested at all in anything but sex. So...ok.. and we lost contact for a bit... or maybe just chat a little here and there. I was glad to meet you...I was glad to fuck you...but... you haven't really seemed to be interested in communicating ....and last night I was signing off...and your cock pick came up...and then I messaged you...and yes it looked looked great...but I don't really want to be only a sex thing for anyone.. as I am a pretty good gal...with a lot to offer... right now I am having a very hard time with my job...I haven't had a paycheck in over a month now...and it's a long story but the company

HIM (11/3/2005 7:35:16 PM): ok

me (11/3/2005 7:35:23 PM): is having problems...
so I have a lot of work I have been doing trying to get claims in so that we get paid so that we don't loose the company and so that I am not out of a job...even though.... I probably ought to be looking elsewhere...

me (11/3/2005 7:37:19 PM): I really like(d) you... I still could...but it isn't that way for you.. so? not saying I expected a whirlwind romance..but did think you might want more also...

HIM (11/3/2005 7:37:42 PM): I am not interested in a romance leading to a relationship and I am sorry

me (11/3/2005 7:38:32 PM): see... I knew that.. and it's ok...

HIM (11/3/2005 7:38:59 PM): sorry

me (11/3/2005 7:39:52 PM): it's ok "HIM".... all anyone want's is to be treated with respect and it doesn't hurt to say hello every now and then...

HIM (11/3/2005 7:40:18 PM): yes

me (11/3/2005 7:40:37 PM): and I apologize for letting you think I was ready to come and fuck your eyeballs out... but the pics were awfully nice..

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
12/13/2005 4:53 pm

Actually the guy is an asshole...cuz he had all over his profile how he wanted to meet someone and be in love and all that and then like a week or so later he has all over his profile that he's madly in love with some gal 1000 miles away and he's gonna marry her....pfft. Ok, no big deal, so I wasn't what he's ok...cuz now, even though he has his profile saying how he's going to get married... he's still showing his cock on the little IM picture on the boxy smiley thingy ...

I bet his soon to be Bride doesn't know it?? Or maybe she does.. 'eh who cares, but I think it's funny. LOL

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

kats60 56F

12/13/2005 5:11 pm


TonyManero1977 39M

12/13/2005 5:36 pm

suppose to be the sex no strings right? i know some people can, some others can't do it. I'm sure it's all about how you fold your cards on the table. Personally i couldn't have sex with someone i don't even know her name, but that's me... but everyone deserves respect and maybe this guy had to be a little more clear from the beginning so you could do your math.

slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
12/13/2005 6:34 pm

Hey Kat... oh, I've been reading a little about your work/boss problems... lol.. her name wouldn't have been Marcia would it?? lol. No, this guys name wasn't Dan.

Anyway...thanks for poppin in.

Lukester... Hi... well, see at first when we first started to talk many, many, many months ago...he was somewhat interested in more...but we hadn't met yet...then it grew "cold" like this stuff does....and then there was no contact at all.... for a long while, then there would be back and forth...etc. Finally I just thought screw it... I really liked his looks... I liked that he was ex-Marine...he had HUGE arms..from working out... so what the hell... plus he lived pretty close to me... maybe 3 or 4 min drive.

Anyway, it wasn't anything to write home about... nor for him either I reckon... so then nothing for a long time...then I happen to be up really, really late and he's got his cock out there for the world to see. So I message....and then that's where he starts thinking.... we could be friends w/benefits.

And maybe we could've if he hadn't been a weee bit of an

Or... maybe I was the ass... who know's ... who cares.. no biggie.

I just thought it would make a fun post just for shit's and giggles.

Damn... this reply back is almost as long as the entire post... lol.

Thanks Luke... I still think your adorable...{=}

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
12/13/2005 9:38 pm

sounds to me like you got the truth. that's better than having sunshine blown up your ass anyday of the week, don't you think?

I'll email you more later, slide. been busy and fighting off a bug. how r you?

slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
12/13/2005 11:21 pm

hey, hey Tires... I've been ok... I Sorry your not feeling good. KP is fighting a cold or flu too.... it's going around. Hey...have you 2 been kissin on each other lately or sumpthin? hmmmm???

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

tmdt4u 61M

12/14/2005 6:30 am

1- glad he went to another site 2- he probly needs a sausage to make it work 3- you are worthy of a lot more 4- whos loss any way he didn't your stillfine and didn't waste time on a dead beat/season greetings

slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
12/14/2005 6:02 pm

Thank you Tmdt4u.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/14/2005 6:52 pm

It was his loss.


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
12/14/2005 7:33 pm

Yep is..his loss...but actually, seeing him put his cock out there for all of the internet to see....and professing this "great" love for some gal and saying how he's going to marry her and all this...makes me SO glad it didn't and won't go any further. Cuz...he's nothing but a cheat.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

tillerbabe 55F

12/14/2005 11:39 pm

I call men like this: CLITSNOT!

Mistress..sweetie would email me? I have something sweet and private I want to say to you..but becuase I'm a chick...I can't email you! {=}

master1344 59M
48 posts
12/20/2005 11:18 am

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