DATING DICTIONARY .......A must read.  

slidein2meplz 61F
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6/3/2006 10:44 am

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6/11/2006 1:51 pm

DATING DICTIONARY .......A must read.

slidein2meplz
~~ DATING DICTIONARY FOR PERSONAL ADS ~~


* 40-ish.................49

* Adventurous.........Slept with everyone

* Athletic.................No tits

* Average looking...............Ugly

* Beautiful................Pathological liar

* Contagious Smile.........Does a lot of pills

* Emotionally Secure...........On medication

* Feminist...............Definitely ugly

* Free spirit................Junkie

* Friendship first............Former slut

* Fun............Annoying

* New-Age.......Body hair in the wrong places

* Old-fashioned......................No BJs

* Open-minded...........Desperate

* Outgoing...........Loud and Embarrassing

* Passionate............Sloppy drunk

* Professional...............Bitch

* Voluptuous...............Very fat

* Large frame..............Hugely fat

* Wants Soulmate...............Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you :

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you :

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay


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florallei 99F

6/3/2006 12:58 pm

Simply delightful...LOL...thanks for sharing


rm_Kinkytoy22 54T

7/5/2006 3:18 pm

Ha Ha Ha that is soooo Right on! That is so True for the men good. love to have a copy of that ha ha ha ha .


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