3 wishes...  

slidein2meplz 61F
1363 posts
1/18/2006 12:35 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

3 wishes...

This would be nice............

--Three guys --
A Canadian farmer,
Osama bin Laden,
and an American engineer

Are working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish,
which is three wishes total,"

says the Genie.

The Canadian says,
"I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.

**Pooooof!**

With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said,
"I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."

**Pooooof!**

Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The American engineer says,
"I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains,

"Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."

The American engineer says,
"Fill it with water."

So what would you do with 3 wishes


As for me...I'd wish for 50 more wishes...just for starters


~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/18/2006 5:15 pm

1. I was with my farmer now.

hrm...can't really think of the other two right now.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
1/18/2006 10:09 pm

three wishes? hmmm....

I always wanted to have super powers like Wolverine from Marvel Comics. That would be my first wish.

I'd wish for the wisdom to trully understand my place in the world and how to live my life to the best benefit of my family and loved ones.

I'd wish for the strength of character to live my life as my wisdom dictated.


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/18/2006 11:18 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    1. I was with my farmer now.

    hrm...can't really think of the other two right now.
completely understandable...and I think this one will be granted one day...wish I could make it happen faster for ya. Know in your heart..that if I could... I WOULD in a heartbeat.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/18/2006 11:21 pm

If I could have one lifetime wish,
One dream that would come true,
I'd pray to God with all my heart,
For yesterday and you.

That is so beautiful SFW...I wish that for you too. Hell, I wish that for me as well...but first I gotta find him. Huh?

Thanks...

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/18/2006 11:26 pm

    Quoting TzarsAmuseChant:
    three wishes? hmmm....

    I always wanted to have super powers like Wolverine from Marvel Comics. That would be my first wish.

    I'd wish for the wisdom to trully understand my place in the world and how to live my life to the best benefit of my family and loved ones.

    I'd wish for the strength of character to live my life as my wisdom dictated.
**POOF**... did it work 5'r? no..Damn.

But you know what 5..your pretty super in your own right!

How do I know this?...by what your second and third wish's reveal about your heart. I think both 2nd and 3rd wishes are happening as you grow as an individual....especially the wisdom part...is maybe growning faster...cuz look at how wise your wishes really are. That's some pretty wise thoughts you have goin on there.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/19/2006 12:15 am

    Quoting TzarsAmuseChant:
    three wishes? hmmm....

    I always wanted to have super powers like Wolverine from Marvel Comics. That would be my first wish.

    I'd wish for the wisdom to trully understand my place in the world and how to live my life to the best benefit of my family and loved ones.

    I'd wish for the strength of character to live my life as my wisdom dictated.
oooh..candy..lol.. I had to get rid of that green...lol.. too bright. forgive me...ok....LOL.

Those are awesome wishes. I wish I could grant them for you. You know I would, if I could... don't ya! I'm so veryvery...glad you were SickHooteredLady...and I'm so glad I was so curious...and I'm so very,very glad your my best friend from here. I love ya...or as SJ would say.. I luv your guts.

If I had three wishes.....
1) I'd wish to never feel pain again, physical or emotional
2) I'd wish for enough
3) I'd wish for peace on earth, so never again would any woman's son have to go to war.
Thanks for this post slide, awesome! Kisses & Hugs, Candy

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/19/2006 12:17 am

oooh..candy..lol.. I had to get rid of that green...lol.. too bright. forgive me...ok....LOL.

Those are awesome wishes. I wish I could grant them for you. You know I would, if I could... don't ya! I'm so veryvery...glad you were SickHooteredLady...and I'm so glad I was so curious...and I'm so very,very glad your my best friend from here. I love ya...or as SJ would say.. I luv your guts.

If I had three wishes.....
1) I'd wish to never feel pain again, physical or emotional
2) I'd wish for enough
3) I'd wish for peace on earth, so never again would any woman's son have to go to war.
Thanks for this post slide, awesome! Kisses & Hugs, Candy


~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


kyplowboy22 61M

1/19/2006 8:58 am

1) I would ask that all of her wishes from now on be granted, beginning with the one above.

2) That my farm was finished, stocked and well equipted to fulfull our dreams.

3) That hate, ignorance, war, hunger and sickness were irradicated from the face of the Earth.


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/19/2006 10:49 am

Well said KP... 1 altruistic, 1 for the both of ya and 1 for humanity....but all 3...are heartfelt...anyone can see that. I hope that they will happen for you... I think 2 of them are certain to come to fruition. Very cool.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
1/19/2006 5:26 pm

three wishes, huh?

1. I would want my dad to see Japan after the war. (He said he always wanted to go see what it looked like after he was there so many years ago.)

2. I would want my three sisters and my parents and my in-laws to all have the house of their dreams, paid for free and clear)

3. I would wish for the St. Louis Blues to win a Stanley Cup. But if that one comes true, then I would hope that the team would collectively thank me by paying for a new tan leather interior in my hot rod.


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/20/2006 7:29 am

Hey Tires...glad to see you. Your 3 wishes are cool...and that last one....totally cracked me up. Thanks.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


fun4allin2006 53M
1583 posts
1/22/2006 8:59 am

HEY SLIDE I CAN'T SWIM-can we delay this.

FUN


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/22/2006 9:35 am

    Quoting fun4allin2006:
    HEY SLIDE I CAN'T SWIM-can we delay this.

    FUN
OMG... OMG...OMG... STOP...GENIE...WAIT...DON'T FILL IT YET... WE GOT'S MEN AND WOMEN OVER THERE THAT NEED TO COME HOME FIRST.

**Genie says...is this a wish or an order?**
Slide says...it's a wish....all my wishes...get them out and bring them all safely home as soon as possible....with VICTORY of course. Then FILL IT WITH WATER.

~~POOF~~ they'll be home soon...

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/22/2006 10:53 pm

What list Candy? hmm... thanks... holler at me one of these days ok.

I hope so..I miss her too.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


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