Spam Me Harder (or the Erotism of Nonsense))  

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6/24/2006 6:32 am

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6/24/2006 6:34 am

Spam Me Harder (or the Erotism of Nonsense))

Episode one: The case that stomped them all


“It’s been a while I’m investigating that damn case & still nothing…” Detective Rubitin Hood thought to himself, looking at the papers scattered all over his desk. “I must be missing something… A detail that should bring all of these pieces together.”
He looked at what appeared to be a picture of a ten year-old girl & scrutinized its details with utmost concern. He raised an eyebrow, & sighed.
“Damn it! If only this case didn’t involve so many f*****g curses & foul motherf*****g language, we could rate it PG-13, and forget about it… But it would be too f*****g easy. Damn those censoring sons of b*****s of twinkling little motherf*****g stars!”
But that was beside the point. Hard evidence was for the highest bidder to find. Rubitin knew it. He knew he had to get his hands really dirty. “It’s a good thing I brought some wet napkins. Those damn double-cheese burgers came with no knife or fork. Bloody cheap fast food bastards!”
“Hey man, the captain wants to see you.” Lieutenant Mike Jackasson had slid the detective’s office’s door slightly open, & slipped his head through.
“It doesn’t look good, he’s really pissed!”
“Mmmmmh, is he really?” Rubitin grinned. Driving the captain bongos was his special skill. He knew the exact words to say to make that spitting swearing son-of-a-b***h of a machinegun tongue of his, move frivolously in his mouth. “Time for a free ‘I’m right & you’re wrong’ lesson,” he thought.
“-DE-TEC-TIVE HOOD! ARE YOU STILL INVESTIGATING THAT GOD D***N CASE! WHAT PART OF THE SENTENCE ‘CASE CLOSED!’ DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!
-I…
-SHUT THE F**K UP! I WANT TO HEAR NOTHING ABOUT IT NO MORE, OR ELSE I’LL SHOVE IT UP YOUR A**!
-It’s a pretty large file, sir…”

The following part will be skipped for the reader’s sake due to the extreme language & very rare violence directed to certain previously mentioned areas of the human body & involving one very large file… Yess sirrrrrrr…

to be continued...



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