Unshagged  

sinner0saint 39M
4 posts
6/28/2005 10:52 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Unshagged

Everything was so easy. Basically, you never had to be truly Single. What for?
There were more than enough girls out there who were interested in more-or-less long-term relationships with foreigners. Not judging them, I have to remind everyone that it always is the exotic stuff that draws us like moths to the light.

Anyway, here I am, living in Germany now and staying alone at home. My apartment looks like a mess, but the past has shown that I have some kind of talent of cleaning this place up right on time if there's any shag on the horizon.

I don't need to do that. There is nothing on the horizon. Looks to me more like some desert wasteland all around here. No girls around. Okay, there ARE girls around, but they aren't interested in me the least bit.

And on top of that, everyone knows that masturbation is no escape. After getting blowjobs from Crissy Moran, taking Briana Banks from behind and being seduced by Miko Lee, I know what I'm talking about. So, what can I do?

Wasting my time on this site, where 80% of all women in Germany are simply way too far away. There is no mathematical equation for this, but there is something like a break-even point, financially speaking, between your car's fuel consumption and the potential cost of a prostitute. On top of that, there's a lot of risk that the girl on the pic is a bummer in reality.
And with the fuel: doesn't help if you're riding a BMW as well...

Let's neglect the distance, and see what's left.
AMONG 100 GERMAN WOMEN ON AdultFriendFinder,
50 don't have pics
15 should rather not put their pics up
12 are looking for girls
20 are Fakes

That leaves a maximum of three girls. And with those, I know that they usually get bombarded by guys, so chances are that you won't get a reply.

Tough luck, living in the online world.

I'm off.... Unshagged


TOM5966 47M

6/28/2005 12:01 pm

I couldn't have said it any better myself! This site is for making money only, I doubt that any of thease woman ever hook up with you me or anybody else!! good hUNTING!


rm_psykodell 32M/F
47 posts
6/28/2005 12:15 pm

*comfs* well Stateside is bein pretty fecatious to me too. But I am interested in hearing how you managed to get Briana Banks?


wickedwitch1972 44F

10/1/2005 7:11 am

Hi Lads,this is a girl for once giving her comment to this sad but true story.Sorry my english is not quite as good as yours but better than my looks.So,fellows,what chance does a single mum who`s about 2st overweight and whos body`s not a pretty picture anymore after 4 pregnancies to get layed? Not bettes than yours I guess!


sinner0saint 39M

10/13/2005 6:16 am

Well, first of all, shagging Briana Banks in this case meant that technically, she was on a picture, not with me in reality.

And for wickedwitch: well, I guess that getting laid is not as complicated as it looks. It just depends where you're looking.


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