The life of a blueberry muffin .....  

sincitybrunette 55F
3159 posts
12/8/2005 2:15 pm

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The life of a blueberry muffin .....

I just got this email and thought anyone that likes muffins might enjoy it.....

Nothing is quite as satisfying as a warm muffin. What a joy it is to take your tongue and gently lick around the edges… over and over and over. You can feel the innermost part of the muffin yearning for attention, radiating its warmth out gently, almost pulsing toward the end of your tongue.

As you probe further into the muffin, you begin to taste the natural flavors, the juices that hold the ingredients together. As you gingerly push your tongue into the center of the muffin you can feel it yield ever so gently, but surely. It begins to open and allow the full width of your tongue, gently sliding into the warmest center.

There a few quick motions of your tongue will cause the entire muffin to begin to change form, to moisten and widen as if it is not only yielding to your tongue but also sucking it inward. Oh, the flavors bursting forth cause the muffin to rise to meet your lips and your probing tongue. You lick, the muffin seems to strive to reach your lips and tongue.

As you nibble around the edges, caressing the blueberry nipples of flavor with your tongue and teeth, the muffin again begins to come alive. Eventually, this will cause the muffin to begin to crumble in your hands and to burst forth, yielding itself and filling your entire mouth with the most heavenly of flavors.

As the muffin melts it becomes one with your mouth….screaming with all its might to release its hidden wonders. Then, the blueberries burst, yielding their sweet taste, fresh as though they had been just picked from the vine, oozing with thick liquid. Satisfied, the muffin becomes one with your mouth and your body.

Oh, the lucky life of a blueberry muffin…………..


rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
12/8/2005 5:44 pm

Maybe that is what we should be for Christmas?



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sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
12/9/2005 10:30 am

magnet - I'm game..........lol


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
12/9/2005 10:31 am

harshaw - I know the one


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
12/9/2005 10:32 am

magus - gee sweetie, you didn't go into any detail last time. Now that I know you like muffins.......

All I can do is try


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
12/9/2005 10:32 am

biggirlz - sure you can, just enjoy it a little more...lol


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
12/9/2005 4:11 pm

lvhotmale - really, want to share which one you thought I was writing about?


cozy1957 59M

12/10/2005 11:43 pm

Can you write something that will make oatmeal sound sexy? I read this and the muffins are hiding for fear of what might happen to them.....


grizzlybearadams 55M

12/11/2005 8:55 pm

having a birthday wish today I was wishing for youand when iwas eating a couple of bluebert muffins , I was thinking of this train of thought and to come in and find this was on your sight,would treat you in this same fashion.


rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
12/12/2005 1:00 pm

Some call them muffins... I call them peaches and the best part is that whatever you call it you can savor it for hours.


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
12/13/2005 11:58 am

lvhotmale - what do you share?


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
12/13/2005 11:59 am

grizzly - not a coincidence...by the way, I have your birthday present wrapped nice and tight....


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
12/13/2005 12:01 pm

twizted - yes they do have a lot of different names....whichever one suits you


weineroftheworld 66M

12/13/2005 8:28 pm

And they are even better hot and slathered in butter!!!!


scottdammit11 53M

12/14/2005 5:11 pm

I was going to put a funny comment down, but my monkey is being very unruly right now. Maybe next time?


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
12/14/2005 5:57 pm

weiner - yummy


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
12/14/2005 5:57 pm

scott - can't you control that thing?


grizzlybearadams 55M

12/14/2005 7:40 pm

will love to have it now to open it and then play with it for2 weeks then see what you have for me x-mas. I asked santa to give me a lift to your house and leave me there as your present , he said to make sure I stuffed your stockings , but you arent wearing stockings , just bret Farves'sjersey . who careas here sweet heres this years x=mas present. can't wait much longer to get to vegasand play naughty games with you.


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
12/15/2005 12:44 pm

grizzly - but will santa listen to you?


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
12/15/2005 12:46 pm

slider - can't you do both? Play with it while you eat it slowly...


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
12/20/2005 12:29 pm

slider - nothing better than a nice banana-nut loaf. How did you know that was one of my favs?


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