Right back where he started  

sincitybrunette 55F
3159 posts
1/6/2006 3:11 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Right back where he started

When he was 14, he hoped that one day he would have a girlfriend with really big tits.

When he was 16, he got a girlfriend and she had big tits, but, there was no passion. So he decided he needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, he dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency. She was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened drama constantly. So he decided he needed a girl with stability.

When he was 25, he found a very stable woman…but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that he decided he needed a girl with some excitement.

When he was 28, he found an exciting girl, but couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made him miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So he decided to find a woman with some real ambition.

When he was 31, he found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, and married her. She was very ambitious. In fact, she was so ambitious that she divorced him and took everything he owned.

Now, he is older and wiser and looking for a woman with big tits.


yourawanker 102M
1 post
1/6/2006 7:38 pm

TRUE TRUE TRUE


rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
1/6/2006 9:00 pm

14 must be very wise lol. I loved this!



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JudeL5 46M
1550 posts
1/6/2006 10:06 pm

LOL... Funny how things come around


vegasknight5 46M

1/6/2006 10:35 pm

14 was wise. I married small chested. Here I am penniless and destitute. All I got was the love seat and the guest bed.


scottdammit11 53M

1/6/2006 11:01 pm

Great comedy comes from the revealation of truth. That was great comedy. Thanks for the smile, Sin!


roger_the_hound 57M

1/6/2006 11:35 pm

Concavities suck! No man seeks
Dual valleys in lieu of twin peaks.
Their uplifted tips
Make heartbeats do flips
When hardened by suction and tweaks.

Ars longa, vita brevis.


methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
1/7/2006 12:41 am

hope my life is not gonna be like that.....


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
1/7/2006 4:00 am

So the moral of the story is we each need a 5-strong harem?


fun4allin2006 53M
1583 posts
1/7/2006 4:22 am

When I was 42 I met a brunette with beautiful eyes and……


timberwolf6972 44M

1/7/2006 4:38 am

SOUNDS LIKE THE STORY OF MY LIFE, LMAO, IM NOT EVEN KIDDING


Plano69 54M

1/7/2006 7:38 am

LMAO! You mean I'm not the only one? I guess we guys are too pre"dick"table...LOL!


RockPebble 69M
2487 posts
1/7/2006 7:38 am

I guess the abridged version would say "be careful what you wish for" or "the grass isn't always greener" but your way was more fun.


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
1/7/2006 9:10 am

*chuckles* Yep, sounds right.


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/8/2006 12:36 am

urawanker - wouldnt have posted it if it wasnt


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/8/2006 12:37 am

magnet - 14 is the same as 44


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/8/2006 12:37 am

Jude - yes it is....


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/8/2006 12:38 am

vegasknight - something tells me you got the big tits too...


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/8/2006 12:38 am

scott - u r very welcome...anything to help the writers block


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/8/2006 12:39 am

sexy - thank you


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/8/2006 12:39 am

roger - would have to agree


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/8/2006 12:40 am

method - it will be what you make it be


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/8/2006 12:40 am

Quietguy - only you would come up with that moral....lol


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/8/2006 12:41 am

fun4all - 42 is such a good age for you


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/8/2006 12:42 am

timberwolf - that would really be sad...and I am not kidding


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/8/2006 12:42 am

harshaw - you didnt tell me it was a secret


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/8/2006 12:43 am

plano - yes you guys are pre-dicktable


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/8/2006 12:43 am

rock - if only one man learns from it....LOL


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/8/2006 12:44 am

ptalk - you laughing from experience.....


ScorpioStevenLV 47M
2 posts
1/9/2006 6:06 am

What goes around cums around. cute pic choice, too.


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/9/2006 12:25 pm

biggirlz - so glad you agree


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/9/2006 12:26 pm

scorpio - so true...thats the way it always happens


vegasknight5 46M

1/9/2006 8:17 pm

I got my wish..........


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/9/2006 8:34 pm

vegas - good for you, i got something much better


fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
1/9/2006 11:09 pm

This is why the man should've just married a bipolar with big tits...he'd have it all rolled in one...just on different days of the week

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Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

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sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
1/10/2006 5:35 am

fantasia - what a great observation, but you know men...never know what they want


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