Payment for services rendered .......  

sincitybrunette 55F
3159 posts
8/11/2005 12:20 pm

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Payment for services rendered .......

I just heard a wild story about a couple in the middle of a divorce. She was a stay at home wife…with no kids while he worked.

She wants him to pay her for everything she did over the last 7 years including sex!!! She actually has a list of every time she cleaned the house, cooked him a meal, did laundry etc. Give me a break …..I can only imagine why this marriage fell apart. How did she come up with the amount of money requested for each item on her list. And especially, how did she figure out what he owed her for sex?

Should he now come up with his own list of charges. Make her pay him rent for the home she lived in. Charge her for the food and household items she used? And definitely pay him for the sex……..

I can only say that I do agree that maybe there should be some alimony involved if he wanted her to stay home and not work, but come on, payment for services rendered……..


expatbrit49 62M

8/11/2005 12:34 pm

sounds like somthing a lawyer came up with

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


ByteChaser2 52M

8/11/2005 1:47 pm

And here I'm staring down the twin barrels of half of everything - inluding what's obviously and rightfully MINE - and alimony for the next 20 years...

Course my lawyers tell me that since she provided monitarily to the houshold income for that same stretch of time, it'll be half my paycheck LESS half of hers in alimony. and then reduced to half what I'd made in the service (Significantly less) after 4 years...

Minus court fees... And lawyer fees... and therapy bills...

What's a bus load of lawyers falling off a cliff? - A GOOD START!


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/11/2005 2:22 pm

expat - I think I have to agree with you on that one.....


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/11/2005 2:26 pm

byte - why do you have to pay alimony if she is working? Something sounds really wrong there.....hopefully her lawyer climbs on that bus....


artistforexploit 60M

8/11/2005 7:13 pm

Sincitybrunette: I suppose if that scenario were to happen to me I'd stop by the drugstore & pick up some ky jelly so as to ease the thrust of it all. But seriously, if it didn't work out then take what you want, as long as I got my stuff & you keep your hands off my paycheque, find someone else to & pillage.


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/11/2005 10:20 pm

artist - do you think ky would really help in that situation. You keep your stuff and I get mine..... what makes you think your paycheck is bigger than mine. Do I really have to find someone else to and pillage? I was kind of hoping you would be up for that.


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/11/2005 11:32 pm

harshaw - wouldn't she be a great catch? I know if I were a man I wouldn't wait for the ink to dry....


artistforexploit 60M

8/12/2005 3:19 am

The ky might soften the blow of those lawyers a bit...
Gee, I was hoping that you'd take some of my excess stuff off my hands.
I never thought about who's paycheck would be bigger, just that I'd like to eat & live after it was all over.
The & pillaging sounds interesting, you KNOW I'd be up for that, but that's hardly something I want the courts to decide, after all, I bet you could be more creative & the results far more interesting....


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/12/2005 8:00 am

artist - you actually WANT to give me your stuff, 'm flattered...lol I promise that you would be able to both live and eat afterwards, we will leave paychecks out of it. Leave the and pillaging up to me and you bet it would be a lot more interesting, but only if you are a willing participant....


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/12/2005 12:55 pm

Akadafa - never thought of that...good point. I wonder if he thought about doing just that


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/12/2005 12:56 pm

harshaw - I bet once you caught her, she wouldn't be a keeper


artistforexploit 60M

8/12/2005 8:23 pm

sincity: hmmm....


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/12/2005 10:18 pm

artist - gee thought you might have something more to add than hmmmm..... lol


artistforexploit 60M

8/13/2005 3:49 am

sincity: hmmm...covers a lot...


artistforexploit 60M

8/13/2005 8:23 am

sincity: I don't see me running too far too fast...


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/13/2005 11:21 am

artist - good I wouldn't want to be too tired when I finally caught up to you.


artistforexploit 60M

8/13/2005 7:43 pm

sincity: ha-ha-ha, like you'd really want me...


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/14/2005 9:48 am

artist - you just might be surprised....


artistforexploit 60M

8/15/2005 6:09 pm

sincity: I love surprises, entertain me...


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/15/2005 10:35 pm

artist - I would like nothing better....


artistforexploit 60M

8/16/2005 5:53 pm

sincity: can you juggle?


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/16/2005 7:28 pm

artist - depends...what do you want me to juggle?


artistforexploit 60M

8/17/2005 2:40 am

sincity: something more than a cheque book or a schedule?


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/17/2005 7:40 am

artist - I always give everything I do 110% ..... you name it, I will do my best to entertain you with it....


jonnyblong 55M

10/10/2005 6:32 am

my wife doesn't work now and we live very well, so why would I ask you to work just be there to please me as I will you


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/11/2005 12:08 am

jonny - I prefer to work. It makes the time together much more pleasurable......


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