Just a Good Ole Boy.......  

sincitybrunette 55F
3159 posts
8/31/2005 8:02 pm

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Just a Good Ole Boy.......

On a past post I explained how some of the e-mails I get are pretty outrageous. Well here is the most recent one...

Hi, i am new to Vegas from northern Louisiana. REcently i have come across a startling revelation from some of my female friends who are from or have lived in my hometown. That guys from my area don't know how to fuck! I personally pride myself on being able to please a woman in every way but this gives me a reason to wonder what exactly am i being compared to? This is why i need your help. I need women who are patient and willing to teach a man all the things they have experienced that made past lovers memorable. I need you to teach me how to be one of the absolute best lovers you have ever had. I need you to show me how to make you cum, cum hard and cum multiple times. I am very eager to learn as I view sex as a skill similar to art or music, to truly be great at it, it takes practice, determination and a love of the art form itself

Can he honestly believe that this is going to get me to respond?

NOT


Jack619 57M

9/1/2005 9:16 am

I'm surprised at your reaction; clearly this is a man of sincere pursuits, although I would have to admit his approach is somewhat amateurish.

I, myself, am conduct a survey of sexual preferences and would like to know if you're interested in participating. My "endowment" is one of average length but larger than usual girth; past partners have each commented, using phrases such as "blessed" and "monsterous" and seem to have enjoyed the experience. What I seek is to know how the experience would compare to someone who is unusually long. WOuld you be willing to participate in this survey?

Do you think that'd work? <grin>


rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
9/1/2005 9:55 am

NOT works for me, too.



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Plano69 54M

9/1/2005 1:06 pm

LOL! Reminds me of something I read once about ancient Hawaii. Apparently young boys were assigned to older women to be trained in the ways of sex... and they still managed to find time for war still...

Now most of us guys have egos that are too big to admit that we still have things we could learn about sex.
Obviously though, we ALL have things we can learn about making love and sex better but since we are all different, there are just as many ways to satisfy each other.

So though it's a noble pursuit, perfection can't ever be attained. I mean, even just one woman has an endless array of desires, whims, and fantasies that change with each moment, each day... and a man could spend a lifetime trying to please her in all its' ways and would be lucky if we even cum close...LOL!

Unless a guy can change at whim the size and shape of his penis, his body, his eyes, his lips, and also pop out two or more cocks or split into two or more guys (and on occasion even a woman... LO, you know what I mean...

I guess we men just need to be happy we're allowed to at least try at the moment and pay attention to the lady at hand, and be happy if we can satisfy the lady at the moment.

Now, that being said, there are "BASICS" that could be taught... I was watching "Real Sex" one night and amazed at the number of guys who didn't know what or where a clitoris was, the number of gals who never heard of a "G-Spot" (must be dating those same guys... ) and women who never had an orgasm... These people need HELP!

So if you ever decide to start up classes, sign me up! LMAO
Never too old to learn new licks, ah... chicks.. ah... tricks.

PS: From what I've heard about guys who cover thier GF's head with the covers and fart to guys who turn on the football game right after they cum...At least he's tryin... Haha!


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
9/1/2005 11:10 pm

Jack - at least you spelled all the words right....lol


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
9/1/2005 11:10 pm

magnet - glad you agree....


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
9/1/2005 11:15 pm

Plano - thanks for letting me know you agree that there are things that each of us can still learn, no matter what our age is.

If I ever do decide to start up a class, I could use an assistant. Up for that task????


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
9/2/2005 6:56 am

honni - I couldn't agree more. There is nothing better than good foreplay.....


expatbrit49 62M

9/2/2005 4:02 pm

LOL well thats a new approach, but it seems not to have worked.
*makes note not to try the need help approach*

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
9/2/2005 7:58 pm

expat - don't think that is a note you really needed to make......


rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
9/3/2005 8:04 pm

scb He obviously did believe, which reinforces the truth in what his female friends were telling him (probably not about "guys from his area" - trying to be discreet rather than hitting him in the head with a hammer). Not only do they not know how to fuck, they don't know about foreplay physical or mental. And it was not only the Hawaiians but many indigenous cultures historically have had elder (male and female) teach the young about their bodies and the respect and responsibility that accompany its use.


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
9/4/2005 12:00 am

mtn - if he truly believed that this e-mail would get my attention, I feel somewhat sorry for him. If he really wants a little help in that direction there are so many other ways to go about it...


Plano69 54M

9/7/2005 11:32 pm

Yes, after careful consideration, I've decided accept your request to be your class assistant. It's a HARD job, but someone has to DO IT...
Through thick or thin, hard or soft, wet or dry, I will deliver your "male"!
You can count on me! (Or sit on me, or play on me, or...LOL!).
I'd like to thank God, the girl who took my virginity, and everyone else who helped me "take the licks".
But most especially, I'd like to thank Ms. Sincitybrunette, without whose guidance, training, sensual intuitiveness, and all round HOTTIE factor, I would not be in class today... YEEHAW!!
Ah, is it OK to wear my bunny slippers?


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
9/8/2005 9:27 am

plano - now I can plan the class and make the schedule to my own liking...an assistant .... yee haw is right.
I guess the bunny slippers are ok as long as that is all you are wearing....


StaceysHubby 52M

9/20/2005 12:11 pm

While it's not the way I would go if I were pursuing a woman, you got to give him points for originallity. Lastly, If your holding class... can I be the teachers pet? I'll stay after class for extra credit.


StaceysHubby 52M

9/20/2005 12:12 pm

P.S. Why do I hear Van Halen, "Hot for teacher" playing in my head.


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
9/28/2005 12:37 pm

Staceys - teachers pet? I like the sound of that one...you will be staying after class a lot


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
9/28/2005 12:38 pm

Staceys - Hot for teacher...good one


jonnyblong 55M

10/10/2005 5:22 am

NICE PICTURE IS THAT US


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/11/2005 7:35 pm

I dont think so.....we would be a much more sensual looking couple


jonnyblong 55M

10/12/2005 1:45 am

I MEANT THE OLDER WOMAN YOUNGER LOVER PROFILE, I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT WILL I HAVE TO STUDY REAL HARD AT TO GET A GOOD GRADE IN YOUR CLASS OF SEX 101.


jonnyblong 55M

10/12/2005 1:47 am

I WAS THINKING ON THE OLDER /YOUNGER PROFILE WHAT DO I NEED TO STUDY HARD ON TO GET A GOOD GRADE.


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