Go Get Your Mammies Grammed  

sincitybrunette 55F
3159 posts
8/16/2005 5:26 pm

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7/9/2007 7:43 am

Go Get Your Mammies Grammed

Although this poem is funny, the message is clear! Heading there myself this afternoon for a little shear torture......

For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don’t ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.

So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.

After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram
“OK,” I said, “lets do it.”

“Stand up here real close” she said,
She got my boob in line,
“And tell me when it hurts,” she said,
“Ah yes! Right there, that’s fine.”

She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooters in a vise.

My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed
To Swedish Pancake thin.

Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it’s viselike grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!

“Take a deep breath,” she said to me,
Who does she think she’s kidding?!?
My tit is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.

“There, that’s good,” I heard her say
The room was slowly swaying.
“Now, let’s have a go at the other one.”
Have mercy, I was praying.

Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steamrolled.

If I had no problem when I came in,
I sure have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone “ker-pow!”

This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I’d like to stick their balls in there,
And see how they come out! ! !

OK gals, now that you have had your laugh, remember …. Breast Cancer Awareness….
Go have those boobs checked out and stay healthy!


artistforexploit 60M

8/17/2005 2:59 am

sincity: OUCH! My experience with a faulty teapot was bad enough. I don't think that I'd be putting them anywhere near that contraption...


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/17/2005 7:34 am

artist - its just a good thing its only once a year for us women too.. couldnt imagine what they would look like if we had to do it more often.....


artistforexploit 60M

8/19/2005 4:13 am

sincity: maple syrup anyone?


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

8/19/2005 4:32 am

This was cute!

"Lil"


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/19/2005 9:17 am

artist - now that could be interesting... you got any?


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
8/19/2005 9:20 am

Lil - thanks..this is the stuff most of my friends send me


jonnyblong 55M

10/17/2005 3:38 am

IF WE GET TOGETHER SOME DAY, WILL YOU ALLOW ME TO CHECK YOUR BREAST OUT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU WOULD ENJOY MY CHEST FLAT AGAINST YOURS PRESSING YOUR TITS HARDER INTO MINE.THE ONLY DIFFERNCE WOULD BE I'D PLAY WITH THE SOFTEST TRIMMED MUFF THAT MAN COULD EVER FEAST ON. GIVE ME THE PLEASURE OF KNOWING THAT I COULD BE IN SIN CITY TONIGHT.


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/17/2005 9:10 am

jonny - as long as you dont squish them like the mammy machine... you can do whatever else you want to give me a physical...


jonnyblong 55M

10/18/2005 4:38 am

ANOTHER POSITION JONNY HAS FILLED.


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/19/2005 8:41 pm

jonny - hey doc..how is your bedside manner?


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