Batteries are finally dead.......  

sincitybrunette 55F
3159 posts
11/11/2005 12:31 pm

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Batteries are finally dead.......

I think that lack of sex is driving me insane.

Now that the move is finally almost finished, maybe I can get back to having a little fun....

I wish it was as easy for us women to quench that urge as it is for you guys. Maybe I should think about buying stock in Duracell.....


JudeL5 46M
1550 posts
11/11/2005 3:38 pm

I KNOW lack of sex is driving me insane! Sounds like your time has been tied up with "things that have to be done". Same for me.... but damn I need some FUN!
Cheers


scottdammit11 53M

11/11/2005 4:08 pm

Buy a Harley. You don't even need to leave your driveway. A female friend of mine swears you can marinate in your own juices on one of those things in minutes.
It's at the top of my Christmas list.


dallasfooio6969 45M
13 posts
11/11/2005 9:06 pm

i have something better then batteries babe. a hot bod with just the right tool for you. more importantly though, how and where to use it.
rdy for a thorough tuneup?


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/11/2005 10:03 pm

similar story to scotts... heard this on the radio several years ago, but it still makes me laugh.

a group of girls were hanging out at ones home one evening having a few drinks when a conversation about the gym pops up. one of the females in attendance who had just enough to drink to get her talking decides it would be a good idea to tell everyone that there was a particular piece of exercise equiptment at her gym that could consistantly make her reach orgasm by the 14th repetition. she had it down to a science! maybe you should see who's getting rid of that old thigh master this weekend in your local paper. might be cheaper than wall street.

tires


SassyBoyBlue 66M

11/12/2005 6:00 am

you have very lovely eyes...as for my batteries. uhhmmm....kicks on tickin and keeps on licking......great blog and thks..


toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
11/12/2005 9:50 am

Ahem...

no need for batteries...


rm_RickGozinya 63M
31 posts
11/12/2005 11:15 am

Darlin', I know most women think it's easy for us, and it is at times, but there are those times that it isn't. That is what gets me so frustrated. There is a girlfriend, for a few months, then she leaves and you don't get any for a while. Even though I am more outgoing than I used to be, it's still nowhere near automatic. We feel your pain!
Patrick


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
11/12/2005 12:15 pm

Jude - FUN...still trying to figure that one out...got any suggestions?


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
11/12/2005 12:15 pm

scott - a harley huh....maybe that will be at the top of my xmas list to


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
11/12/2005 12:17 pm

dallas - damn, what an offer. How thorough?


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
11/12/2005 12:18 pm

tires - thighmaster? Have one of those and still frustrated.....
I am thinking the Harley might work out better


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
11/12/2005 12:18 pm

Sassy - thank you and your welcome


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
11/12/2005 12:18 pm

harshaw...yes I do


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
11/12/2005 12:19 pm

Biggirlz - thats exactly what the batteries went dead on....LOL


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
11/12/2005 12:20 pm

toothy - really?


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
11/12/2005 12:21 pm

Rick - does that darlin come with a drawl? Still think its easier for you guys than it is for us


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
11/12/2005 10:49 pm

Well, we certainly don't have to stock up on batteries, so that is an easier part.

But as far as finding companionship, men have the short end of the stick only in so much as we have to work at it more. There are two reasons for that.

The first is simply that men are always looking for relief, and therefore a woman can almost always find a willing man thus allowing her to be picky.

The second is that women are still expected, despite some progress towards equality, to be chaste and innocent, so even if a woman is looking to be satisfied, rare is it that she's willing to be public about it. Hypothetically, (assuming you are like the average woman), if you met me on the street, found me attractive, and wanted to do something about it, you'd be likely to use subtle cues to demonstrate this rather than come right out and ask. Me, as a typical male, would be more likely to make a direct statement. And, moreover, due to societal influences, if you came right out and asked, I'd be forced to question your motives since forward women are so rare, and often women being forward are doing so with an ulterior motive in mind. Unless of course I already knew you and your lusts, in which case I'd no doubt be undressing before you could finish asking.


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
11/13/2005 3:05 pm

Ptalk - very well put....I have always wondered how it would be taken if I let someone know that I was truly attracted to them from the very beginning without the subtle cues. Too bad you don't already know me.....LOL


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
11/13/2005 3:07 pm

magus - you are truly unique....too bad you are so far away


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
11/13/2005 3:08 pm

lvhotmale - don't think I got it backwards...but who knows, I could be wrong. Thanks, I am getting settled and looking forward to some FUN soon.........


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
11/13/2005 5:57 pm

Well Sin, I guess I'll just have to get to know you before my trip to Vegas in March


grizzlybearadams 55M

11/13/2005 11:02 pm

O.K . BACK FROM THE HIGH MOUNTAINS AND BEING OUT FOR SO LONG FIGURED THAT I TAKE A TRIP TO VEGAS AND THROW AWAY THOSE BATTERY OPERATED TOYS ,LET ME PLUG MYSELF IN AND WATCH US GO FOR HOURS , JUST WIND ME UP WITH YOUR SEXY VOICE AND EYES AND PLUG THIS BEAR IN AND ENJOY THE RIDE ONLY THING I NEED BATTERIES FOR IS THE REMOTE, BUT I DON'T WATCH T.V , SO WHO NEEDS BATTERIES, I THINK YOU WILL AGREE THAT WE WILL GENERATE ENOUGH ELECTRICAL CHARGE TO LIGHT UP VEGAS. WHEN WE FINALLY GET TOGETHER, IF ANY MORE FAILURES ACCURE CALL ME.


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