A little help here please.....  

sincitybrunette 55F
3159 posts
10/24/2005 4:08 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A little help here please.....

This last week has been a week from hell.... so somebody please do or say something that will make me smile....

I dont care if its a joke, if its a dirty remark, or just a friendly "hi"....I need something ! ! !


toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
10/24/2005 5:34 pm

Hi,

last week was very good for me...
especially... hmm, one morning before going to work...
I had the most unexpected surprise...

It 's pretty good ever since...


grizzlybearadams 55M

10/24/2005 6:11 pm

DEAR LADY,
YOUR REQUEST IS MY DREAM CUM TRUE, I TOO WENT THRU HELL ALL LAST WEEK WITHOUT HEARING FROM YOUR BLOG. TARZAN MISSED HIS JANE AND THE MONKEY SEX WE MISSED TOGETHER. I'M SORRY TO HEAR MY JANE WAS GOING THRUOGH ROUGH WATERS AND I WISHED I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE FOR YOU.
I WILL ALWAYS PROVIDE YOU WITH WANT YOU NEED.REMEMBER THE BUS RIDE AND CAR RIDE IN YOUR CAR, WE CAN FIND A WATERFALL AND RELAX IN THE COOL WATER AFTER A LONG DAY OF SEX. WHEN WE ARE RESTED, WE CAN GO INTO THE DESERT FOR SOME SEXUAL GRADIFACATION WITH ONE ANOTHER, IT WILL BE WILD ,ROUGH SEX. SENSUAL HEALING SEX AND WHEN THAT IS DONE A SNOOZE UNDER THE STARS IN THE BACK OF MY TRUCK.


mrniceguynyc 67M
51 posts
10/24/2005 6:17 pm

Hi, just a word to cheer you up. Is it the job? Or is it just the general blahs. Don't worry....it will pass.


Valdrane78 38M

10/24/2005 6:27 pm

Well then here is a joke for you.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He has probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous if he gets angry, he will probably kill us. Be strong, honey, I love you. "

To which the wife responded,

"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you too."

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!


rm_think92 30M
1 post
10/24/2005 6:27 pm

so anyways a guy walks into a bar... Ouch! haha get it? ok that was dumb.. but i hope you laughed.


patty20052005 62M/F
3 posts
10/24/2005 6:28 pm

Hell is for loosers and you my dear are NOT A LOOSER


rm_nc4066 64M
1 post
10/24/2005 6:29 pm

Sorry it is a rough week. You have had thousands of days and you can probably identify 1-5 days that were the worst and 1-5 that were the best. I'll bet that none of either group were in the past week. Hopefully, the worst days are in the past. I'll guess the the birthday of your child falls into the best days group, so you may have 4 more best days yet to come.


digget 58M
12 posts
10/24/2005 6:33 pm

[post125351]
Ok then beautiful lady how about! Do you know the reason that most women fake Orgasm? Most men fake forplay! That is the ones that even know there is such a thing. To them that is where Confusion really sets in..... Wink, Smile, Kiss to make better


bigfurrybear 41M

10/24/2005 6:35 pm

How about a friendly 'hi' from me. I am from vegas myself and it is pretty much hell in my opinion. I haven't lived there since '94 when I joined the army to get the hell out, but I travel there regularly to see the folks.

I don't really know any jokes. Hell, the ones I read here in Blogville are usually forgotten 5 minutes after I read them, but I can tell you about how beautiful your eyes are.

I like the way the left one is slightly squinted, conveying to me a look of seduction and beauty. Your blond wavy hair is tousled just a bit, as it may appear after a long hot day of "playing" Your head appears to be cocked to the side a little bit, almost as if saying "wanna try me?"

I may be way off on my thoughts of your pic but I tried. Chin up, this is a new week. Hopefully it will be better than the last.


hotred6970 47M/46F

10/24/2005 6:47 pm

How about Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things? Always brings a smile to my face!( That and a good toy...)


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
10/24/2005 10:25 pm

a joke: A man is walking the streets of Las Vegas and is approached by a prostitute. She says "You want a hand job? $500.00."
"$500.00 for a hand job? Are you crazy?!"
She says "Hey! See that resturaunt down the block?"
"Yeah. So."
She says "That's my resturaunt, paid for free and clear. I own six total, all paid for with money earned by giving $500.00 hand jobs. Because I'm the best in Vegas."
"Alright." he agrees. "Let's check out this $500.00 hand job."
They go to her room, and he recieves his service. He is almost rendered unconcious by her actions, it's so amazing. He is absolutely blown away with this, feeling that it was not only worth the money, but that it was better than most sex he's had.
As he collects himself on the edge of the bed, he says "Damn! That was good. How much for a blow job?"
"A grand."
"A grand! You kinding me? How can oral be worth a grand?"
She stands by the window, smoking a cigarette and says to the weak kneed john "Hey. Come here. See that casino over there? It's mine. I own 4 here in Vegas and 2 more in Atlantic City. All paid for by 1000 dollar blow jobs. Because I'm the best."
He decides to check it out, and forks over the grand. After getting the best head he's ever gotten, he regains conciousness, and again finds the prostitute near the window. He's feeling more satisfied than ever before, and even though his funds are running low, he says "Wow! that was amazing! How much for some pussy?"
"Come over here. Look out this window. You see the skyline? all the buildings, hotels, casinos?"
"Whoa! You own all of Las Vegas?" he asks.
"No, but if I had a pussy I would."

a something: i think you have beautiful eyes.

tires


j4u42 54M
1 post
10/24/2005 10:45 pm

Hey cutie - hang in there.


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
10/25/2005 1:21 am

So here's a friendly hi: Hi!

Hope the world looks a little brighter from where you're sitting now. Life moves in cycles (the old yin-yang) and you'll be on the upswing soon enough (((hugs)))


AmberSolaire 42M

10/25/2005 3:12 am

I will in a sec...........only give me a bit to post my latest dick pics and get my vacuam cleaner off the end of it!




rm_rick89052 58M

10/25/2005 10:23 am

Hello Sin City
Sorry to hear about your week from hell. These happen to all of us from time to time. Hope your problems have passed and you are in a better place today. Wish there was something I could do to put a smile on your face.


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/25/2005 12:14 pm

toothy - that was probably the only good day I had too....but it was the end of it for me....


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/25/2005 12:15 pm

grisley - you always know just what to say to make me smile....


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/25/2005 12:16 pm

mrniceguy - a little of everything I think...thanks


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/25/2005 12:18 pm

noonerboy - great way to make me smile....now I just have to focus on who I get to go off on later....thanks for the suggestion

anything I can do to make your day brighter, just let me know


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/25/2005 12:19 pm

valdrane - yes sir.....got to love that one....thanks


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/25/2005 12:20 pm

think92 - just a little


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/25/2005 12:20 pm

patty2005 - never looked at it that way....but I will agree if that is the case....THANKS


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/25/2005 12:22 pm

nc4066 - my children have brought me many good days, thanks for the memories


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/25/2005 12:27 pm

magus - thank you so much for that one....today will be much better...


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/25/2005 12:30 pm

digget - omg...i think you win.....just to be honest enough to admit that most men don't know what foreplay is....where have you been all my life....


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/25/2005 12:34 pm

bigfurry - so you got out of hell..... you gave me something to look at with my pic...never had anyone give me such a breakdown. This week is already looking up....


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/25/2005 12:35 pm

hotred - will remember that one....thanks


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/25/2005 3:08 pm

QuietGuy - this week is looking much better....thanks for your input


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/25/2005 3:09 pm

amber - sweetie....now if that doesn't brighten a girls day, nothing could....


scottdammit11 53M

10/25/2005 5:49 pm

Q) What's the difference between meat and fish?
A) If you beat your fish it'll die!

Better still, you can look at my nude photos! Lotsa laughs!


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/26/2005 7:09 am

scott - I think the joke will do it for me this morning....but if I start to get down again, I will see if you are right...


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/26/2005 7:10 am

rick - believe it or not, you already did........


freekazoid2 35F
1 post
10/26/2005 3:42 pm

you're a beautiful girl you shouldn't be feeling down life is full of surprises.and i wish i could help you i'm sure that if you have your #*^@# pampered you'd feel alot better.


rm_gent258 68M
486 posts
10/26/2005 8:07 pm

Hi and here's a great big hug.


rm_micdaddy 52M

10/27/2005 6:50 am

hey babe dont let anything drag ur beatiful self down always smike and move on


amrock2 51M

10/27/2005 11:21 am

It was the early 60s olympics the Americans were set to wrestle the USSR champion, who had created a hold called the pretzle hold. Once you were in it there was no way out.
The Ameican coach told his wrestler to beat him in points , stay- away from him. Round one was over and the american was ahead in points. Round two was over and sure enough the American was winning.
The caoch told his player to run from him if he had to . As faith would have it 30 second from the end of the match the American player let up his gaurd and into the pretzle hold he went. The coach threw up his hand and started for the exit. Then he heard a blood screaching screem. The croud chanting USA. The coach made it back to his wrestler who had ome the match and said how did you get out of the pretzle hold. The player said, here I was couldn't move my hands my feet the only thing I could move was my head, and I looked up and saw two big heary ball in my face. I reached up and bit down on them. Coach a man does not know his own strength untill he bites his own ball.


rm_VEGASSTUD442 55M
2 posts
10/27/2005 11:33 am

hello patty u look great urself yummy


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/27/2005 1:13 pm

harshaw - thank you, believe it or not, it does help


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/27/2005 1:15 pm

tires....great joke and thank you very much


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/27/2005 1:16 pm

j4u2u - its getting better...thanks


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/27/2005 1:18 pm

freek - you are probably right...sometimes a little pampering is all it takes....


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/27/2005 1:19 pm

gent - first one to give me a hug...thanks I sure did enjoy it


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/27/2005 1:21 pm

micdaddy - it definitely is a better week....the smile is back somewhat


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/27/2005 1:23 pm

amrock - ouch...omg that hurt......but it did make me smile


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/28/2005 3:24 pm

lvhotmale - was there anyone there to take care of you? If not, you should have called, we could have had an interesting time....


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/28/2005 3:25 pm

BigGirlz - nothing anyone does on here would surprise me....but that just might come close .... LOL


rm_garrod1000 56M
1 post
10/30/2005 4:55 am

here's a joke whats the square root of 69--------------eightsomething. garrod1000


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/31/2005 12:41 pm

garrod....does that one really work?


digget 58M
12 posts
11/3/2005 5:40 pm

Hi sincity even being thought of as a winner feels good once in a while! I don't know where I have been all of your life but I know where I would not mind being for a bit of your present. As in For- (and I'm not talking golf)-play LOL. To be followed by fun-play, plesure-play, enjoy-play, oral-play, tease&giggle-play. Ok enough playing by then its time for sex if things have not warmed up by then they never will. By the way I am also a male that learned when a woman says don't move she means don't move not try to put her head through the head board. Wink So if your ever in the mood to let me see if I can but a good smile on your face and a twinkle in your eye as well as my own of course. I may be fun but I am not crazy, let me know. [post125351]


mrfw 65M/65F
2 posts
11/4/2005 11:03 pm

A little late, but....

Do you know why accountants are so popular?

They use the double entry system.


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
11/5/2005 7:11 am

digget - thanks for the play time offer...I will definitely keep you in mind......


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
11/5/2005 7:13 am

mrfw - never to late....funny thing how did you know thats what I did for a living?


a_cpl_for_play_2 49M/39F

11/6/2005 6:55 am

hey cheer up, life gets better.


rm_Iwannabiteu 51F
1 post
11/6/2005 7:03 pm

hwy sexy,,,,,,, Im sure you have a pretty smile and Im sorry youve had a bad week baby in time things will be better just hang in there take care

lynn


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
11/8/2005 10:39 am

a cpl for play - I am really finding that out


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