If this couch is a rock'n, don't cum a knock'n....  

sincityamberxxx 41F
265 posts
3/2/2006 7:12 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

If this couch is a rock'n, don't cum a knock'n....

Good morning people. After some hot finger fuckin' I gave myself last night, I passed out and got some sleep. I guess I haven't mentioned that I have a house guest this week. My cousin Jay is staying with me while his house undergoes a face lift.

So last night I guess Jay went out with the boys. He must have gotten real lucky because when I went downstairs to go make some coffee this morning, there is a pair of women's panties on my living room floor and a huge cum stain on my sofa.

How do I know it's a cum stain you say? Well for fucking starters, there was NO stain on the couch last night and the fact that some strange panties are on the floor next to a condom wrapper gave it away. The fucked up part is that if my cousin was wearing a condom when he fucked this skank ho that means it's probably her twat juice stain.

Usually I don't masturabate or fuck on my 2,000 dollar couch well because it cost me 2 fucking grand and I would like to keep it around for a while. I cannot believe my fucking careless, irresponsible cousin didn't even put a towel or a sheet down. I know I scotchguarded the fucking thing when I bought it so this cum stain better come out.

I was planning on masturbating this morning and writing about it here but now my blood is boiling and I just want to go beat the living shit out of Jay. I just hope I don't find his used condom laying around somewhere.

By the way, I took a picture of the sofa if anyone wants to see it. My fucking cousin better pay for Sears to come in and have it cleaned today but I'm not giving my custom made sofa to Good Will. I suppose I'll have to if the cum stain doesn't come out. I hope Jay has a few grand laying around.

I'm so pissed right now I don't know if I can even masturbate. Maybe what I need is one of you to cum over and fuck the living shit out of me. Any volunteers?

pussyeater_69 50M

3/2/2006 8:52 am

I would love to come over and fuck you good and hard, maybe we can make another stain on the couch!

4uoralrewards 56M
437 posts
3/2/2006 9:02 am


I'll cum over for you, but believe me, after reading your blog I will definately make sure we head to the bed.

None of that couch action for me...no siree, only bed action, where you don't have to worry about making a mess.

I can get you all juicy and you won't have to worry about stains or anything like that....

Why, you're so mad, I'll just lie back and you can ride me like there is no tomorrow, take your frustrations out by sliding up and down on me. Grind it on me....get all your frustrations out.

And if that doesn't take your mind off the couch, then turn it around and grind on my face. Let me take your worries away.

You certainly won't be thinking about the couch when we are done.

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