Dear Pretty Penis:  

sincityamberxxx 41F
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3/27/2006 12:08 am

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3/27/2006 12:11 am

Dear Pretty Penis:

Dear Pretty Penis,

I know just recently I gave you up. It was a very "hard" decision to make but it had to be done. I just want you to know that you were the prettiest penis I have layed my eyes and hands and mouth on. You were perfect in every dimension. Perfect length. Perfect width--I mean girth.

Oh Pretty Penis what have I done? I miss your smooth skin. I miss your eye looking up at me so lovingly before I devoured your head and neck down my throat each day. Pretty penis why can't you be detachable? I loved you so much pretty penis. If I can just have you without the entity you were attached to life would be so grand. I would never ask for anything else if I had a pretty penis like you to kiss every night.

Pretty Penis, did I mention how perfectly flawless you were? I mean you didn't even have 1 little blemish. Not one. And that large vein running up your shaft was like an anaconda in the Amazon--so thick and strong. Pretty Penis, you always rose at perfect attention for me. Never leaning to the left or to the right. You stood straight up--perfectly.

I miss you so much my Pretty Penis. You even had the most perfect balls. So round so big so worthy of my tongue baths. I loved how you were completely hairless down there dear Penis. I know you did that just for me because you wanted me to keep my mouth down there and you knew that all the unneccessary hair would just be in my way of lapping up every last inch of your enormous, beautiful dick.

What I miss most dear Pretty Penis is your delicious, palatable love juice. I grew accustomed to drinking your secret sauce every day and now I am going through withdrawals. I had no idea that your juices were so addicting. If I would have known, I would have rationed it. I miss how you would coat the back of my throat with your big cup of love potion. People would pass me on the street and ask how my skin is so smooth and clear, and I would answer it's because of you dear Penis. Your warm, thick cup of protein a day kept me glowing. Now, I hang my head in shame for giving up your delicious juice.

Where will I ever find a penis as pretty and as perfect as you were? Will you ever forgive me for giving up such a beautiful package?

Now I have to go apologize to the ass I gave up tossing. The most beautiful, edible ass in the world. So perfect in every way--shape, size, texture. So delicous. How will I find another salad to toss like yours? Does any salad compare?

Dear Pretty Penis and Beautiful Butt all I can hope for is to meet another pair even half as good as you two were and I will be a happy woman.

I will miss you guys!

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