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Well...I rolled out of bed today, FUCKED UP, from last night's drinking. I found out I was not the only poor bastard to get let go. Currently we are all building voodoo dolls to get back at the evil bastards. Anyway, luckily I woke up in time to begin to shake it off when I get a call from a friend. She knew what had happened and hooked up a referral for me. How sweet! The only problem was that the regional director was going to be in town TODAY!!!
So I preceded to drop the phone and jump in the shower. My friend had told me to rebuild my resume and drop it off with her. So after the much needed shower I sat down and updated it. Rolled on out to meet my pal.
Mind you, I am wearing last night's pair of blue jeans and a tee shirt. I get to her work and SURPRISE, the regional director was there. So what else could I do. I just handed over the resume and we start to talk...I'm hung-over and trying to sound coherent...but I must have made some type of impression b/c I am being considered for an open position! Well that's what my friend was able to gather. So, boys and girls, the lesson for today is if you get fired from your work go and get shitfaced and maybe you too can wind up being considered for a job! I thought it was funny.