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Silly Things About A Gurl
 
Just a sillysmartstylis Thang
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Official Report
Posted:Mar 6, 2006 5:14 pm
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2006 10:02 pm
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Okay it's official. I have no clue why I am posting this as I now know it won't be read. Therefore, I am going to have to tear down sillysmartstylis. I have no more readers here or at the Hidey Hole, so I probably won't post much there either.

Perhaps if I finally write something worth a damn I will post it, but I have officially lost my creative writing ability.

I am sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.

SSS
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Sorry I haven't written...
Posted:Feb 16, 2006 7:08 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I apologize for not keeping this blog up-to-date as of late. As I have said on my other blog, I am now on dial-up internet service and the pages take so long to load and I'm lucky to even get something to actually post. So, that's why I haven't written here in a while.

Most of the uninteresting stuff I write is on [blog sweetthang2877]. Have a peek at the Contemplation Hidey Hole to see what I've been up to

So as it has become difficult to keep up with two blogs I will probably be writing more there. I may post here now and then, so don't TOTALLY alienate this one Please?

Okay just rambling on now...

SSS
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Just an e-mail I got....(author unknown)
Posted:Jan 23, 2006 3:04 pm
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2006 5:15 pm
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SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts?

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless yo u're not getting any

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the is still excited to see you

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Arkansas ?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, th e Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?

They named him "Sum Ting Wong

What would you call it when an Italian has one
arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

AND....LAST BUT NOT LEAST

What's the difference between a northern fairyt ale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
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ALMOST back to normal....
Posted:Jan 5, 2006 12:25 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Well blogvillians, it's been a rough few months without a PC. I'll try to fill you in on a few of the events that have occurred here recently.

I was able to make it back to my home state over Christmas to visit my brother and sister, and at the same time was able to drag my mother out of the house to go with me We had lots of fun there and even saw a few flurries on Christmas Day! My sis just had her 3rd in July so it was great to see the new addition!

Upon returning from our trip home, I lost my job at the bar which was no big surprise. I felt like they had been trying to get me out of there for several months now. No big loss for me, except those weekly paychecks were pretty nice...

I am still with my BF (sorry guys!) and things are going well there now that I have more time to spend with him, so maybe losing the second job was more of a blessing? I surely don't miss it. I can't remember a job where I was treated that badly. The reason for the termination? I stood up for myself for the first time in over a year!!

Anyhow, I better get going now! Great to see y'all stopping by now and then! I do miss all of my blog friends!!

And a Happy New Year to all!!!
SSS
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Not dead yet!!
Posted:Dec 10, 2005 3:25 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Hey y'all!! Greetings from the afterworld! LOL
Thought I would drop a line to let all know (IF anyone still reads this crap) I am okay! luke69iner Thanks for your e-mail. I am doing well and bills are getting paid...hell, I even have some of that blasted Christmas shopping done!
Gosh it's been so long since I used a computer that it seems I can hardly type anymore! Anyhoo...

So I am still only partially online capable, so I do apologize for long periods without posting

Happy Holidays to all!! Just in case I don't get another one in by the end of the year...

SSS
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More Computer Troubles
Posted:Oct 10, 2005 6:20 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Yes indeed my friends of Blogville! I have had yet more computer troubles lately. My computer refuses to even boot up!! Right after returning home from the American Idol audition, I found the poor thing hangin on for dear life!

Speaking of which, I did NOT make it through the first round of auditions. They said I wasn't quite what they were lookin for...Ah well!

So Anyway, if I don't get right back with you just remember I am just short one computer right now, and I have been forced to use mom's! She doesn't have all the fun things mine does, like Yahoo messenger or anything, so if you are looking for me there, it will go thru my phone...usually.

Well, just an update so you know I haven't fallen off the map!!

Happy Blogging!!

SSS
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New Job!!
Posted:Sep 30, 2005 9:46 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I will post this on both blogs so AdultFriendFinder members can also read it

I have new job news. I was asked to come to work (at the bar) early on Wednesday. I was told I would be getting another shift running karaoke, but when I got there...

I was seated at the "morning discussion" table with two of the three owners. One of them cracked a joke to put us all at ease, and then we began. This is how the conversation started:

D- "How would you like to DJ full-time?"

ME- "I thought that "S" was going to be doing that."

D- "We have decided not to bring him in. Would you like to run it full time?"

ME- "Well, yeah! Sure!"

D- "Okay. So do you want 5 or 6 days a week?"

ME- "Let's go with 5. Just so I don't wear myself out."

D- "That sound great. How much do you want us to pay you?"

Are they asking me to name my price? I've never had this happen before! Usually they just tell me how much they want to pay me and I say "Okay"!

ME- "Well I make this amount currently on Saturdays, but I am sure whatever you come up with will be just fine with me."

D- "Okay then. Why don't you let "R" and I discuss this and we will propose a number for you."

Wow! What they proposed was such a great offer, how could I refuse??? I won't be bartending any longer, but that's okay. I will be doing better financially with this arrangement anyhow! AND I get paid to sing What more could a gurl ask for?

They are also very supportive of the audition this Monday!!

This is great news!! I couldn't wait to share it!!
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Press Release!! This Just in...
Posted:Sep 30, 2005 3:50 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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It has been discovered by local authorities that two bloggers claiming to be roommates are indeed one person. This young lady has been carrying on for months as two different bloggers.

THe 28-year-old girl (whom we shall call "T") has been masquerading as both
sweetthang2877 sweetthang2877 AND
sillysmartstylis sillysmartstylis.
Punishment for such has not yet been decided. Authorities are asking other bloggers to voice their opinions as to what a sufficient punishment would be for "T".

Blogger luke69iner was the first to call our attention to this matter. His suspicions were aroused when "T" signed one of her posts with the wrong initials. "T" later tried to cover her mistake, but it was too late.

To reiterate, the punishment is to be decided by her fellow bloggers! Please tell us what you think should happen to "T"!!

Many thanks for your cooperation!

Tracy Bloggenschitt, Reporter for The Blog Times
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Take Time To Enjoy Life!
Posted:Sep 27, 2005 12:28 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2012 5:05 pm
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I am sure everyone is tired of hearing me bitch and moan about how many hours I have been putting in lately so here's a little switch for ya!

The top ten things SSS does for relaxation (when I have the time...)

1. Go fishing. Ocean, lake or river...doesn't matter!

2. Sing! I enjoy singing immensely! Helps me vent.

3. Swim. Being an Aquarius means I am a water lover! Might also explain why I like to fish...

4. Blogging!! Perusing through Blogland is fun and relaxing! Reading and speaking out on issues can help you forget about the day.

5. Reading a good book. Reading a bad book can add to the stresses in my life...

6. I like to drive to a secluded area and just observe nature. Bird-watching is fun, but I couldn't name any of the species...

7. Talking to my sister or brother back home always puts me in a better mood. They are on speed-dial

8. Listening to music. From Mozart to the latest Idol, I love to hear a good beat!

9. Playing music. Every now and again, I'll dust off the old four-string and pump out a few basslines.

10. Sex. I betcha thought I forgot the best stress-relieving activity ever! Nope! I am a nympho, so sex probably should rank #1 here...


Cumming soon...A "press release" that ties two bloggers together

Happy Blogging!!

SSS

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A.I. Auditions Finally Rescheduled!
Posted:Sep 24, 2005 5:01 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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The American Idol auditions that sweetthang2877 and I were going to attend in Memphis, TN have been rescheduled for October 3rd. The new audition city?? Greensboro, NC

I just might get to go!! I just have to clear it with all my bosses but I've been talking about it for a while and it should be no problem getting some time off to go. I'm getting all excited just thinking about it!!

Gotta get to work (again)!! Not like I haven't put in 8 hours already today, now I get to go put in another 5....

Happy Blogging!

SSS
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Exhaustion Sets In
Posted:Sep 22, 2005 5:52 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Last week I put in about 65 hours between four different jobs. This week I've already put in 30 hours with another 35 to 40 yet to go. And yes, I know it's already Thursday...

Not to fear! I am dropping one of these jobs. One that is for the most part unnecessary. The cocktail waitress job. Even though I make more money waitressing than I do even as a karaoke DJ, I find it to be more exhausting as well!!

How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?

How many jobs must a poor girl have before she can pay all her bills?

My at the hair salon are not being very understanding about it either. All I can tell them is either I work the other jobs or I raise my prices (which I haven't raised in 5 years). They begin to understand when I tell them that for some reason....

More later...too tired to see!!

SSS
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Are We Sure it ISN'T the 13th????
Posted:Sep 16, 2005 3:12 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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What a day! I could almost swear it was Friday the 13th!! Just an odd day!! Perhaps it is because I woke up before my alarm clock sounded its usual annoying call....

Working at the salon went pretty well...had that one customer that every stylist dreads, but all was okay. She wouldn't stop moving and when I get that curling iron out I get really scared that I might burn her with her head moving to and fro!! That wasn't so bad though...

It was as I was trying to leave. I had to take the garbage out since I was the one parked out back. Does not bother me to do this. I just had to drop off my stuff in the car first.

While I was there, I decided to go ahead and start the car and get the A/C running to cool it down inside a little. I hit the lock/unlock button to gain access to the driver's side and shut the door....

When I returned from putting the trash in the dumpster, I found my car to be locked instead of unlocked!! I hit the button the wrong friggin way!!!! Yes everybody...I have these blonde moments often...

I ran into the salon to find a wire hanger and it seemed like it HAD to be in the last place you'd expect to find a hanger!!! Well, I did find one and set out to get into my car...

I tried at first on the driver's side window, then thought "If this might make my car leak, I sure don't want it to be leaking on this side!!" So I went round to the passenger side and worked away at it over there. About one hour and 15 bug bites later, I got it in an unexpected way. I guess I just twisted the hanger just right and *pop* the door unlocked!!! SALVATION!!!

WHEW!!!

That was almost as exhausting to write as it was to do!!! Wanna know what's really funny??? At least 20 people saw me out there struggling with that damn thing and NOT ONE offered help or even called the police on me!!! Thank goodness I was breaking into my OWN vehicle!!!

As I was leaving though, a squad car drove past the salon....ironic, isn't it??

As Marvin would say..."Life. Don't talk to me about Life!!!"

Blog on brothers and sisters!! LOL

SSS
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Were You Waiting for Me??
Posted:Sep 12, 2005 11:10 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Just a little dream I had...

I am at a bar (why is it always at a bar?? can't it be another place?? why not the beach??)...

Okay I got sidetracked there, so let me start over. In the dream I was at a bar. I ordered my first beer and went to look at the karaoke book to find a song to sing. An old flame is there and he's talking to me like he wants me back.

This is an old flame that would never give me his heart though he had mine completely wrapped around his finger at the time. He grabs me and whirls me around the dance floor. We are actually having fun and I'm thinking "Wow, maybe we CAN be friends after all that..."

Then he brings up the "R" word...says he's ready to persue a "relationship" with me! I stood there looking at him for an eternity it seems...

I simply tell him "I'm sorry, but it's too late for that now." Continuing with "You had a chance to have me and you chewed it up and spit it out like it was poison..."

The rest is a little blurry, but that's the juicy stuff anyway....

Now I'm thinking of a poem about dreams and I can't recall exactly how it went...such a great poem though!!

Hmmm...To sleep, perchance to dream...

Happy Blogging!!
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