Motel Sex  

shychurchmouse 49F
418 posts
3/6/2006 12:52 am

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4/24/2006 4:41 pm

Motel Sex

I have not had sex in my home for longer then I care to admit. Either with or without someone else in my bedroom. I have almost adult children that think their mother does not need a moment of privacy. Of course at that age I preferred to believe my parents never had sex either ewwwwww.

I had a few people walk into my hotel room this morning only to comment on the fact that only one side of my bed was used. Of course I thanked them kindly for reporting the fact that I woke up alone, not that I wanted too.

I was however, reminded of previous hotel visits were the bed and the neighboring rooms were not so lucky. When my children were younger I had quiet sex, luckily I outgrew that and graduated onto hotel sex. I can make as much noise as I want and best of all, don't have to wash the sheets the next day. To any and all hotel maids out there I am really sorry.

OK now back to where I was going with this story before I wondered off. I have had a few hotel experiences where I am sure my neighbors where less then thrilled about having me in the room next door. The ones whom traveled all night hoping to catch a few hours sleep before rushing to a meeting. Or the children who's the parents just got down for a nap.

I do believe by far though, the one that sticks out the clearest was with the cleaning lady in the room next door. I was chosen randomly to complete a survey at a chance to win a prize. Therefore when the cleaning lady heard all the screams that she mistakenly took for screams other then passion, reported them to the front desk. Luckily I was honest at check-in and stated there would be two adults and no children present in the hotel room.

Shortly after the screams of passion were subdued, the front desk called my room to check up on me. "Hello Miss D this is the front desk. We were just calling to check and make sure everything is OK. Is there anything we can do for you? Is there anything you need?" I replied no I believe everything is in order here thanks for calling have a nice day.

Thank god she called the room first before she called the police. Yes, I believe there is someone in room 228 that is getting murdered. I heard loud screams coming from her room. Thank you ma'am we will send a police car right over.

funwild55 61M

3/7/2006 7:51 am

Any place is a good place if you feel comfortable enough to turn the wolf loose!! But I also have to thank motel and hotel maids from all over. That is nice, but nothing beats the comforts of home. Candles, firelight, numerous rooms. Check out my new blog, yes I finally have something to write about after more than a year. More to follow. Care to share?

shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
3/7/2006 9:23 pm

funwild kewl congrats thanks for reading

rm_deuce1963222 53M
77 posts
3/8/2006 10:47 am

Motel rooms are great for some good, loud sex,and you are right,we can just check out and leave the cleaning to the wonderful motel personnel.Home is very hard to beat though.Relaxing in front of a nice fire and exploring each other.

shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
3/8/2006 2:07 pm

Deuce well maybe if I had a fireplace. LOL, actually I just don't bring men around my children they would scare even the pope.

smackyman 45M
3843 posts
3/8/2006 11:04 pm

I'd much rather have a neighbour like you at a hotel making noise during sex rather then just a loud TV or a hotel party. And you just know that I would invite you over...

shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
3/9/2006 3:00 am

Smacky wooohoooo when I pick you at the airport we will stop at the hotel.

ThunderCum2005 45M

3/13/2006 11:11 pm


I'm Brian, 34yo from Aurora, CO. Man you sound lie a real woman. The kind a man could snuggle up inside and cum eternally..forever...warm and constantly mmmmm

Anyway, if you want to get together SAT..let me know..Send me an e-mail on AdultFriendFinder hee (ThunderCum2005). I will respond with my number..


shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
3/14/2006 2:56 am

Thunder thanks. I did not read your post until Tuesday morning. I am real as they get.

AlineCoderCrate 48M

3/21/2006 11:06 am

Been there had that happen also. An ex of mine in Glenwood Springs had the housekeeper open our door thinking that Dee was being stabbed to death or something.

shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
3/24/2006 7:10 pm

Camper You animal you. Better the cleaning lady then the cops.

Tobiez 52M

3/31/2006 10:02 pm

Sounds a bit familiar there lil mouse.. of course it was funny one time when the people next door were a bit louder. lol

shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
4/3/2006 1:30 am

Tobiez OMG I am so sorry I did not realize you where in the room next to me.

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