Is This for Real.  

shychurchmouse 49F
418 posts
9/19/2005 9:52 pm

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Is This for Real.


Yes, I have belonged to AdultFriendFinder for four years. Yes, you can meet real people on AdultFriendFinder. Two of the most asked questions I get in the Mountain Zone Chat Room. Of course the third most asked question is about my screenname, are really that shy? Well no I am not, thanks for asking. My name is a joke, get to know me and you will understand the joke.

I started in AdultFriendFinder as a way to talk to my brother while he was on the road. The first time I went in the chat room, I thought this can't be what my brother was talking about. There was some cyber sex going on. I didn't really stick around I felt like I was invading their privacy, silly me that is when I thought people didn't like to have their sex life on display.

Well, I found out yes that was the room my brother was talking about and went back in the room. What a mistake. Now 4 years later I am totally addicted.

I went to my first AdultFriendFinder gathering and was hooked. I met the funnest people in the world. I found out that sex wasn't just something done behind closed doors (what a shock). Although my sexual experiences as part of AdultFriendFinder have been limited, that has been my own choice. I have been approached by thousands of newbies Hi my name is Joeblow, Wanna f*ck? In the four years I have been a member, that line has never turned me on. Can you imagine? What kind of women would not be totally aroused by that line?

My brother no longer goes in the room but the good side is he is no longer traveling, so I can talk to him whenever I want. He still goes to AdultFriendFinder parties with me, when I can drag him along. The old school as we are referred, all know him and make him still feel like one of the gang.

My sister joined AdultFriendFinder after attending my AdultFriendFinder birthday party and met her husband. I believe we are the only AdultFriendFinder family.

In closing, yes AdultFriendFinder is for real. It is all what you make of it. So to all you newbies, yes you know who you are, try a different line. "Wanna f*ck" has never worked, believe me been around the block once or twice and know.

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

9/19/2005 10:46 pm

Hi my name is Joeblow wanna f*ck? Hee hee!!

Nice to see you start a blog mouse. Combine this with chatting and you'll never get off this site! See you SOON.

xoxoxoxoxo
BF


shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
9/19/2005 11:13 pm

LMAO ok maybe I lied coming from it doesn't sound so dirty. As if I didn't have a life before. That line just might work but only this one time.


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
9/20/2005 4:54 am

Welcome to Blogville shy. Alas...another addict. Is running rampant you know.

[blog talldarkavg1]


smackyman 46M
3845 posts
9/20/2005 9:47 pm

Hi - my name is Smackyman - wanna NOT fuck? Ah well, it would have been funnier but BenefitsFriend69 (Mark Burnett - is that you?) beat me to the punch! I look forward to reading what you have to share...*smile*


shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
9/21/2005 9:49 am

talldarkavq1 as if i already didn't have enough addiction problems gonna add blogs and antidepressants that give u the big O. Hurry buy me that stock so I can retire and never have to work again.


shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
9/21/2005 9:52 am

smackyman sure lets not fuck that is a twist never had that offer before. Woohooo another AdultFriendFinder first.


BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

9/21/2005 4:14 pm

Hey smackyman wanna fuck? LMAO! Do I need to say it, JOKING..

But no, that's not me.


smackyman 46M
3845 posts
9/21/2005 9:39 pm

Well shychurchmouse - I hardly know 'ya! So I thought it was appropriate. All I know so far is that you are a floating head with no body! (Nice trick) As for you, BeneftsFriend69, thanks for the laugh! (and no - there was no need, but better safe then sorry - right? *grin*)If you were Mark Burnett then I'd suggest that you'd help shychurchmouse retire from the working world so that she can spend all of her time poolside (bedside?) with a laptop close by! I don't think that she'd say no!!


shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
9/22/2005 6:08 am

Smackyman even if he isn't Mark Burnett it doesn't sound like a bad idea to me. I would so love to retire and sit by the poolside or bedside.


BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

9/22/2005 10:10 am

smackyman, you should get to know her, she's a sweetie. The body that goes with that head is pretty nice. And don't let the "shy" part fool you!

I'm flattered, Mark Burnett is a pretty handsome guy. Maybe we can get him to fly the churchmouse out for a dip in one of his mansion's pools.. And have him invite us along..

PS--smackyman, I see you don't have a blog. You are wise man. Can you say addiction?


smackyman 46M
3845 posts
9/23/2005 9:48 pm

shychurchmouse said that her name is a joke and once you got to know her you'd get it. So I'm going to hang around for a bit and read what she is kind enough to share with us. And if the body is every bit as nice as the head you say...well! I'll stick around for sure and hope that she is nice enough to share some pics with this poor little canadian boy.
Even if you aren't producing reality TV shows and living the high life - at the very least you now have a back-up Halloween costume idea now!
As for a blog, it is true that I haven't taken the leap with one yet. At this point I'm still new to the site. Just enjoying reading blogs and making the occasional comment. I'm just taking it one step at a time...still working on a getting a pic to replace my mysterious/boring male 'chalkline' image! *smile*


shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
9/24/2005 5:06 pm

Smackyman my name was gave to me at an AdultFriendFinder party. My old screenname was countrymouse34 well I wasn't thirty four any more so they decided my new screenname should be shy as a church mouse. Which doesn't fit so therefore shychurchmouse. I am only a standard member so I can't invite you to my network but there are pictures in there of me at the AdultFriendFinder parties and show just how shy I am. Thanks for the reply.


smackyman 46M
3845 posts
9/25/2005 8:48 pm

Thanks for the explaination! That makes a bit more sense now! And the invite would have be great. (sometimes it's a lonely feeling being a standard member!) You do realize that now I will be looking for those pics? As if I don't spend enough time here as is? *sigh*...*grin*


shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
11/1/2005 6:34 pm

smackyman well drats since I am only a lowly standard member i am not able to email you the picture or invite you to my network. However if you can catch me online on messenger I will send a few your way.

Thanks
Mchllchil (screenname)


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