Hump Day  

shychurchmouse 49F
418 posts
4/10/2006 9:14 am

Last Read:
4/19/2007 4:05 pm

Hump Day

Ok so I have heard the complaints (thanks smacky). So now back to the hum drum shallow bullshit that we have grown to expect from the shychurchmouse who's halo is only slightly tarnished and dented.

I had only been have sexual encounters on the weekends, after all what are weekends for. However my need to generate revenue to feed my poor underprivileged children (according to them anyway) has made it so that I have to look for a job.

Therefore I have legitimate excuses to travel to the Springs and Denver for Job interviews and so forth (the so forth meaning well of course sex).

I was unable to sleep last Wednesday and found myself in the chat room where the topic was of course sex and hump day who was getting humped for hump day and who wasn't. There were numerous inquiries as to why I was up so early or so late. I have a job interview and then I am actually getting laid on hump day was my reply. Of course I am blond for a reason and it took a gentleman to point out the error in my plan. "You should get laid first then go to the job interview that way you will be all relaxed".

So to make a long story even longer. I have a test to take this wednesday for a job. So far the plan is get laid Tuesday night and maybe even hump day morning.

Although I can't remember who gave me the sound piece of advice, I would love to have you be my personal planner. Of course since I have no job and my only real life is on AdultFriendFinder I am sure the pay will be lousy but maybe we can talk about a benefit plan.

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

4/11/2006 9:18 am

You said "benefit" plan.. Heh heh..

UrFuckBud 60M
323 posts
4/11/2006 9:19 am

Volunteer here.
Can even travel today.

Or have you thought about what an advantage it would be to be so relaxed at a job fair or interview because you just had sex half an hour ago?

Now where could we find someone to help you with this????

rm_deuce1963222 53M
77 posts
4/11/2006 10:08 am

shy,that benefit plan sounds like a great idea,damn,I want to relax you.You would smoke the interview

shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
4/11/2006 12:42 pm

Benefits lmao oops sorry I should watch what I say hmmmm. BTW what kind of benefits do you offer your friends?

shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
4/11/2006 12:47 pm

Urfuckbud I hope to find out Thanks for reading will let you know how the test came out.

shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
4/11/2006 12:59 pm

Deuce and I didn't even mention what the benefits would be hmmmm. Thanks for reading.

rm_unzipme48 63M/54F
19 posts
4/11/2007 6:47 pm

Can't touch that one sis....
It is WEDnesday of course as I read and reply to this....So Happy humpity hump day!!!!!

shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
4/19/2007 4:05 pm

Sis, No more worries about hump day here for awhile.

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