Horny as hellllll  

shyblueeyes1968 48M
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6/9/2006 2:38 am

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Horny as hellllll

Well the world didn't end on the 6th of the 6th of the 6th...at least i didn't notice if it did...well just goes to show that you can;t believe everything that you hear and read...and for those who seem have taken what i wrote the other day a little bit too seriously...I was in fact making fun of the fact they were talking about it on the radio.

Why oh why...do some people take things so seriouly. i noticed this on here, espiecally americans, what is wrong with them...you make a light hearted joke or make fun of something, and they always seem to get the wrong end of the stick or assume that you are being seriously. For example, i posted a joke advice comment, about Ass and Arse, because you see, Ass is a mameber of the Donkey family, and i wanted to know why people kept going on about kissing donkeys and expressed the point of view that screwing a Ass, was both anmial cruelty and probably extremely dangerous.

Now to me, and most people, this was clearly "Humour", and very light hearted humour at that, but oh no, some americans clearly thought i was geniuely talking about my fetish for "Donkeys", and not making fun out of the Ass veruse Arse arguement. When i say agurement, what i mean, is that i write erotic fiction, and i often get emails telling me that i have spelt it wrong, that is to say Ass, which, i haven't, even in an American ENGLISH dictionary, Ass is discribed as Jackass, and not what we sit on, want to kiss or screw, although it did make mention that i was used in the context as slang.

Anyway i digress, i am, for some reason as horny as hell or fuck if your prefer, i am not sure why, although i did spend the day at the British Museum, and there were a lot of very sexy young and not so young ladies, many of whom where not wearing very much....hmmmmm don't you just love summer...to be honest it was a little bit too hot, and it will get worst, becasue the pollution gets bad when its hot, esp on the Tube. But anyway returning to the subject of feeling horny as hell, i woke this morning with on hell of a boner (hard-on for those not familiar with that term in that context). The thing is part of my wants to meet some slut who wants it in the arse hard, and yet conversly part of me want to be tied to the bed, and slowly wanked while she or a friend sits on my face and rides my tongue...and yet again, be slowly sucked while a girl fucks me with a strap-on dildo or a man fucks me....

Perhaps i should have little wank before my head explodes with all these horny thoughts.


shyblueeyes1968 48M

6/9/2006 8:51 am

HI, thanks for the feedback, i hope you didn't think i was having a dig at you personally, and i prefer humour to sarcasm, humour is a positve thing, where as sarcasm can be quite negative, i try my best not to be sarcastic, i am not trying to offend, and i hope you didn't find anything that i typed to be offensive.


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