giggling in Tesco;s...  

shispook 47F
722 posts
12/30/2005 4:24 am

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12/30/2006 5:48 am

giggling in Tesco;s...

.....Ok, so my Val Kilmer lookeelikee wasn;t on, jeeze he is gorge...I love making eye contact with him and wondering if he;d ever 'play'...

but....halfway round the store, I hit the fresh fruit aisle...and there they were, I;d never given them a second glance before, well ok maybe once when I was doing a sensory activity with the kids on my early years course, (explain later, it;ll kill the momentum if I go into it now)

small ones....large ones...with labels on em, just as well cause I haven;t a clue WHAT the procedures and protocols of handling them are...I study the labels see if it sheds any light on what is fresh and read about them having red or green skin...erhhhh that;s useful if you;re colour blind but no info on freshness or indeed the eating of...so dilemma now is big or small? fuck it take the big one....

cue the giggling in Tesco;s....the WHOLE way round ....

late-ish on, bout midnight, after few glasses of the pink stuff, I hit the fridge cause I;ve got the munchies....nuthin jumps out at me and then I spy it...and hear it,

Eat me....what? EAT ME ... oh, ok then....

Sharp knife I think, now htf do I go about this?

Good job I;m not as particular as SOME people...

I slice into it as if I am cutting a melon...lengthways....oooops there;s a huge bloody stone in it...who put THAT there? feckit... I peel the skin back and attack it with a teaspoon...OMG it;s running down my chin... an acquired taste...but soon it tastes like more and I rip at the flesh with a vengeance with my teeth...and I catch sight of myself in the kitchen window...(I;m standing at the sink you see...I;m a terrible eater...no decorum whatsoever...) and I take another fit of the giggles...jeeze if anyone was watching they;d die laffing...ohhhhh shit it;s finished.... that finished way too soon...


Green_Tea_Boy 50M
1064 posts
12/31/2005 8:17 am

I'll show you how to eat them...just let me know when you need me...lmao


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