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things i dont understand
things i dont understand
1 the phrase "you're shittin' me"
2 how gingerale and chicken soup cure colds
3 why we set an age restriction for the presidency, then proceed to elect men who act like children
4 techno music
5 how a good book and a quite corner make a bad day better
6 why you can wash something red 100 times and it will still bleed when you accidently put your favorite white shirt in the same load of laundry
8 people who love any tv show/movie with a name that begins with the word "star" (perhaps excluding star search)
9 how getting your hair cut is supposed to make it grow faster
10 animal lovers who hate bats or snakes
11 fried peanut butter and bannana sandwhiches...or rather why anyone would want to eat one
12 men who want a longer penis
13 women who are obsessed with shoes
14 the difference between a midget and a dwarf
15 the common love of monkeys
6/23/2006 11:24 am
1. I do not get it either.|
2. As there is no actual evidence that chicken soup can help cure a cold, most doctors agree that it can have positive results when treating your cold.
First, the steam from the soup can help unclog congestion in your chest and nose loosening up mucus. So why not just have a hot cup of tea instead you ask?
There is another reason you might want to make yourself some of grandma's chicken soup.
Researchers found evidence that the broth has anti-inflammatory properties that aid in soothing your sore throat and helping to stop the movement of neutrophils (white blood cells that encourage the flow of mucus that accumulates in the lungs and nose).
3. Men are just boys at heart. Didn't you know that yet.
4. It's simple.
5. It's call meditation.
6. If the washed your white shirt in bleach, even after the wash is done, there is bleach still in the white shirt. Especially if both articles are still wet, the bleach will get into the red ariticle and make it bleed on you white shirt.
7. Give blood, play rugby.
8. Just watch sports, some weather and news on TV.
9. It just seems that way. Lets say you hair grows an inch a week. It starts at an inch. To double your hair it will take only a week. Now it's 2 inches, it will take two more weeks to double your hair. Now it is 4 inches, it will take an additional 4 weeks to double your har, etc.. But there are also other factors, like breakage, split ends, etc.
10. It's because the females amount us. Thay only like "cute" animals.
11. I agree, but Elvis would not, but he's dead.
12. I want a longer penis! I think you would agree.
13. High heels make my legs look great!
14.Dwarf is an abnormally small person, often having limbs and features atypically proportioned or formed. Dwarfism is disproportionate growth which can lead to disabiltiy. Midget is an extremely small person who is otherwise normally proportioned.
15. Nothing is more fun than a barrel full of monkeys.
6/24/2006 12:24 am
1. Short for "bullshitting". Not enough to be only crude, lazy speech is also needed if we as a society are going to lower the bar any further.|
3. The age restriction was set during the Enlightenment. Centuries ago. I'll let you draw your own conclusions about the type of people that populate this nation today.
4. Rave drugs.
12. People who aren't satisfied with their bodies, having childish needs to see them misshapen to comicbook extremes or otherwise altered are not that difficult to understand. Tattoos, piercings, bodybuilding, cosmetic surgery... something is wrong with their personality that causes them to fixate on this part or that.
Add to that the common man's inability to be graceful, intuitive, empathic, skilled, talented, practiced, or competent, and their all-too-commonly-pursued strategy of fixing the things that don't matter anyway, and it's a virtually guaranteed that a they'll want longer penis.
15. Most people are monkeys. Maybe they just have a soft spot for cousins.