Bedroom Golf  

shaper007 51M
345 posts
7/3/2006 7:02 am

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7/13/2006 4:29 am

Bedroom Golf

As my first article and to get everyone in the right frame of mind, some light humour and fun. I do not profess to be intelligent enough to write such witty and profound words, but find this as recieved on an email to be of sound advise and a reminder of why I am here!!

Hell, am sure there are websites dedicated to the bedroom golf.... but for all you gentlemen and golfers or wanna be golfers..... some tips from me "shaper" the perfect gentleman....on how to get the best when playing a round....hehehe

The Rules of Bedroom Golf

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.

2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage players equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.

10. Players should ensure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at tall times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair.
Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.

12. The course owners is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of alignment with, and approach to the hole.

13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine.

14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owners request.

15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Have fun and enjoy... if you can't be good, then be good at it.... and as we all know in golf... practice, practice, practice

To the orignal creators whoever you may be... I for one am a keen golfer in all sence of the words


rm_iwannatellu 45F
933 posts
7/3/2006 1:48 pm

LOL

Welcome to blogville! Great post.

Iwanna
xxx


sunshinekzn 57F

7/4/2006 9:24 am

I loved your post. The best golfing info I have read todate! Enjoy blogville!


shaper007 51M

7/13/2006 4:28 am

Iwanna, thanks babes


shaper007 51M

7/13/2006 4:29 am

    Quoting sunshinekzn:
    I loved your post. The best golfing info I have read todate! Enjoy blogville!
Looking forward to playing a round with you sunshine


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