top 10 signs that gas is getting expensive  

shadeofpink 42F
372 posts
5/24/2006 9:09 pm

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top 10 signs that gas is getting expensive

Top Ten Signs Gas Is Expensive

10. It's so expensive, Batman is patrolling the streets on a Schwinn

9. It's so expensive, mobsters are dousing snitches with olive oil

8. It's so expensive, Domino's only delivers within walking distance

7. It's so expensive, moviegoers flock to "RV" just to see someone driving

6. It's so expensive, Tom Cruise agreed to be a guest for 5 gallons of unleaded

5. It's so expensive, you're actually willing to carpool with Regis

4. It's so expensive, Starbucks is selling Gasaccino

3. It's so expensive, it's negatively influencing our foreign policy, hurting millions of hardworking Americans and threatening to throw our economy into absolute chaos

2. It's so expensive, Anna Nicole Smith married the night manager of a Texaco

1. It's so expensive, Britney Spears' baby is driving a Prius

LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
5/24/2006 10:08 pm

no no no Regis .... jeeeez


oh, and Well Done Bi the Way!!!

Satyr48 68M
1778 posts
5/24/2006 10:23 pm

It's so expensive, the Hollywood Wierdo, Holier-than-thou's called from their stretch limo procession, on the way to their private jets to lecture us peons on conservation and sacrifice

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