iq of a turnip  

shadeofpink 42F
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5/24/2006 9:33 pm

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5/26/2006 2:29 am

iq of a turnip

Top Ten Signs You've Been Kidnapped by a Dumb Guy

10. He puts his return address on the ransom note

9. Instead of tying you up with a rope, he decides to go with velcro

8. He's demanding $2 million in unmarked million dollar bills

7. Did extremely poorly on Jeopardy's "Kidnapper Week"

6. He keeps calling you "Evander" and asking you for a rematch

5. He's your Grandpa Kenny, and he hid you behind a sofa in the family room

4. He lets you borrow his phone, as long as it's a local call

3. He keeps referring to a dog-eared copy of "Kidnapping for Dummies"

2. When your parents ask for proof you're alive, he sends you home to tell them

1. Plans to bet ransom money on the New York Jets

vidiohunter 51M

5/25/2006 3:34 am

I see someones sense of humor is commin back,yea opps works callin goto go have a day, by the way god loves you, and Im tryin

shadeofpink 42F

5/25/2006 3:45 am

not really i just stole them from david letterman

vidiohunter 51M

5/25/2006 9:09 am

yea cI figured that ,thus the sence of humor

shadeofpink 42F

5/25/2006 9:52 am i don't have a sense of humor? wanna taste the ban button?

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