YO MOMMA  

shadeofpink 42F
372 posts
5/7/2006 10:08 pm

Last Read:
5/9/2006 1:05 am

YO MOMMA

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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world..........

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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
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Yo mama so fat that if she cut her leg open,,,,gravy pours out.

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yo momma so fat,her blood type is Rocky Road

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Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

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Yo mama so fat that if she cut her leg open,,,,gravy pours out.

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Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

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Yo mama so poor. I saw her kicking a can down the street. I aksed her, what choo doin'? She said, Moovin'.
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Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" so she said Levi's

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yo momma`s so old her dreams are re-runs......

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Yo moma so skinny she makes PARIS HILTON look fat.

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

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Yo Mommas so old the bitch farts dust!!!!

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Your Mommas so old her titties give powdered milk

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Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

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Yo mama so Ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped yo grandma

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Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail
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Yo mama so fat when your daddy climb on top he burned his ass on the lightbulb

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Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone

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Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

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Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.

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I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise.

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your momma teeth so yellow when she spits i cant believe its not butter

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Your momma is so fat, she uses a toilet brush to clean out her belly button

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Yo mama so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

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Yo mommas pussy is so nasty they have to eat it on fear factor!!!!

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Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

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yo mama so fat that when her cell phone rings ppl think shes backing up

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Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh

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Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Oh god, i almost choked on my cottage cheese, oh god,
logan i think he wins,
yo mama ain't coming back from that one. and neither is my apetite

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Your momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons

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ok Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

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Yo Mamma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank!

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Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes

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Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

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yo Mama is so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest

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Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

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yo momma so fat that when we got done having sex i had to roll over 4 times to get off of her

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yo mama so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"

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Yo mama's so fat when she walked past my TV I missed three episodes

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1-Yo Father so fat that when he sat on a Rainbow skittles fell out.

2-Yo Mama so huge that God created her...and on the seventh day rested.

3-Yo Sister so fat that even Richard Simmons can't help laughing

4-Yo Grandpa so fat that he's half Scottish, half Irish and half American

5-Yo Grannie so damn fat, that if she was an Aeroplane, she'd be a Jumbo Jet.

6-Yo Auntie so fat when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the Dressing Room

7-Your gay boyfriend is so ugly even Shaq dezzel refused to date him

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yo momma so fat her waist size is equator

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Yo momma is so fat that when if you want to have sex with her, you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

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ok Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.

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Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

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Yo mama so fat she put on some bvd's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard

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Yo Momma so Greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair

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Yo Momma so Smelly the government make her wear a Biohazard warning

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your mamas so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind

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Yo mommas pussy is so big that when ppl fuck her they tie 2X4's to their back so they don't fall in....

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yo mama is so stupid she make Paris Hilton look like a Nobel Prize winner

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Yo' Sister is so insanely stupid that last week she asked me to go to the lost and found with her when she missed her period.

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Yo Sister so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was Mexican phone company


rm_Shortdogg65 51M
672 posts
5/7/2006 11:45 pm

Yo momma so fat her waist measurement has exponents. Shortdogg


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