Why Men Are Happier Than Women!  

sfvppl818 50M/50F
486 posts
5/3/2006 4:08 pm

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5/9/2006 2:12 pm

Why Men Are Happier Than Women!

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

Djeeper1987 47M

5/3/2006 4:53 pm


Carpe Diem

walkinatmidnight 56M

5/3/2006 5:35 pm

36. We don't bleed for three days each month (unless shot, stabbed or beaten with a metal pipe).

jd29992z 54M
3888 posts
5/3/2006 5:58 pm

That is sooooo cool! JD's advise #297 when working with bolts always remember lefty loosey righty tighty. And we do have to adjust in public it is we just don't care. We also use a pen, piece of cardboard, a sharp stick and any small object to do our nails too you know. Keep it up that was great JD

LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
5/3/2006 6:47 pm

That is really good & funny

..... and ..... damn

...... it's all true!!!!


loadeddice05 44M

5/3/2006 6:55 pm

We can separate sex and love!! Love?? ha!!!

alwaysopen1963 54F
9 posts
5/3/2006 7:15 pm

YOU R 100% right. but one thing is better for us, WE HAVE ALL THE PUSSY.

waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/3/2006 7:22 pm

lmao, but in all honesty I would #6 wear a white t-shirt to a water park that way #13 would happen It doesn't bother me if a man looks at my chest just as long as I can look at his jeans too

TurnLock 59M
577 posts
5/4/2006 3:10 am

It's good to be the King; ..ah Man.

redmustang91 57M  
8656 posts
5/9/2006 1:13 pm

If I had to do all the work to be an attractive woman I would just give up and masturbate rather than put up with it to get a guy!

The best part of being a straight guy is you get to look at beautiful women; poor women have to put up with looking at clueless and ugly guys.

Guys can be twenty pounds overweight and its no big deal; women get shit for ten pounds over, because on a smaller frame it is much more noticeable...

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