Look, what's wrong with staring on the freeway?  

sfvppl818 50M/50F
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6/11/2006 10:23 am

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6/11/2006 10:26 am

Look, what's wrong with staring on the freeway?

So let's just get the embarrassing fact out on the table. Yes, I was staring at you on the freeway. Yes, to be more specific, at your taut, luscious breasts. True, I did pretend to lose my grip on the steering wheel so I could get your attention and perhaps cause a minor fender-bender, because you are worth the $500 deductable and increased insurance rate. I had fantasies right then - to drop my Treo and look up your skirt (and turquoise is just about my favorite panty color!). And we can further stipulate that, at some point, during my veiled interest - because I didnt want you to see me this way - when the traffic was offering more lengthy glances, I was, in fact, hard.

But there's so much more to me that you should know. I write poetry. I read to the elderly. I give to Amnesty International.

And I am incredible in the sack. Incredible!

Please, oh please fair freeway beauty, don't hold my lewdness against me. Yes, I undressed you with my eyes. And yes, in my fantasy I had you bent over the lap of the half-asleep old guy beside you, from which position I mercilessly diddled you to the shocked cries of our fellow roadmates. I'm sorry it was so obvious. I knew I should have whacked off in the shower this morning.

But be that as it may, can't you give our love a chance? I'm willing to overlook the bird you shot me as you got off the freeway; can't you overlook my totally inappropriate boner? Isn't love worth it?

Let's meet up and wash cars together ... imagine a hose and tons of soap just oozing from the sponge.

Think: wax-on, wax-off, a nice chianti, and all the motivation we could muster!

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