Hotties in a Dodge Neon  

sfvppl818 50M/50F
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6/7/2006 9:10 pm

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6/12/2006 1:50 am

Hotties in a Dodge Neon

And, yes, to the braindead cholo who wanted to gangrape me in his Dodge Neon with the day-glow racing stripes and hydraulics. That little picture of Calvin peeing on the Chevy logo really gave me chills. I think you even had those hubcaps that keep spinning when the car stops. And you, all four of you, pimping your ride, crooked visors and wife beaters, to think you gave me the time of day ... why yes, that is my ass, Hector, plain and simple. But you shouted out the window to me anyways. I thought I was hearing things at first. What? A carload of hotties? Yelling at ME?


Maybe I had toilet paper stuck to my shoe. I checked.

"Nice ass baaaaybeeee!"

How I wish I had had enough sense to run to you! I can't believe my luck, an asian nympho walking down the street alone, seduced by a car full of gold-toothed hotties. I just hope I can find you somehow...

Please email me if you don't find yourself another inmate in Pelican Bay. Only the very best for you, babie! Just don't drop the soap or tell the Aryan Brotherhood that someone else has been beating up their peeps for overpriced man-hotties.

Yes, I loved "Oz" on HBO - and know that some men actually love being a beeyotch during their time spent behind bars. But you seem to be the kind of guys who don't lack the proper motivatiion!

moo_nips 57F

6/8/2006 4:18 pm

check out Jon Cleary and the Absolute Monster Gentlemen

want funk

or "something mo hipper that what you got" trac 3

most dancable shit out there...and intelligent


i am a simple person giving stray heart gifts...
kiss God for i slip n fall and don't get there

Unrequested love.......God bless

sfvppl818 replies on 6/8/2006 7:22 pm:
Not that it matters a damn, but do I know you? Probably not given that you come from the land of Dukes of Hazzard, so genetically you are not predisposed to funk unless your ancestors said "boss" every time a white man approached.

most dancable shit out there .. and intelligent .. didn't know they did academics during a rave.

oh well, I could brag endlessly about dancable music, but what's the point?

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