Help for the Confused  

sfvppl818 50M/50F
486 posts
5/10/2006 5:49 pm

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5/11/2006 7:47 pm

Help for the Confused

Let me explain: You are a bag of meat. Basically you are an ambulatory digestive system with some reproductive organs attached. Aside from that you would just be a tube sucking things in one end and crapping them out the other. It's just one of those sociological oddities that one end of your digestive tube is acceptable to expose in public while the other, in most circles, is considered rude to stick in someone's face. In between eating and excreting and working on using those gonads to make more copies of genetic material which is your only reason for being anyway, you will have some things called thoughts and feelings that really don't amount to much anyway. Then you will die, maybe after passing on some of your genetic material, maybe not, and probably after not being happy most of the time and posting on AdultFriendFinder a lot about how fucked up you are, apparently under the misconception that it actually matters. Then after you die other little alimentary canals will gobble you up to fuel their thoughtless, albeit not unhappy, little lives.

OK. That's it. Carry on.


walkinatmidnight 56M

5/10/2006 8:28 pm

Carrion.


sfvppl818 replies on 5/10/2006 8:36 pm:
for sure!
do you miss the juice?
i miss oj too!

HotTeas4U 44M/42F

5/11/2006 4:12 am

How do you know they're not unhappy?

I miss those old renatal car commercials with the juice dashing through the airport.

Smile: it bumps that cute Asian chick factor up by at least ten points.


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