A hard man is good to find  

sfvppl818 50M/50F
486 posts
6/11/2006 11:05 am

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6/15/2006 1:20 pm

A hard man is good to find

Why are my vagina and I crying ourselves to sleep every night? Isn't this America, land of the be-a-woman-and-get-great-sex-anytime? I even have a button. Press it right, and sex will happen. Good sex.

But do I really want to go through another terrible hook-up? Can I really take the horror of a rocker dude who's snorted too much blow to have a rock-hard fuck stick? I didn't come over because I wanted to spend four hours coaxing your Mr. Happy-turned-so-ambivalent into cooperation. I wanted your sexual prowess to smack me into submission.

How about trying out the older gent in hopes that, like everyone says, he has pleasing a woman all figured out? Not surprisingly, I found the old-man groaning to be too distracting for me to enjoy myself at all. And just because I'm young doesn't mean I'm going to call you Daddy. Cause that's gross. I already have a Daddy, and I don't want to be involved with his penis in any way. At all.

Perhaps the charming friend could be a good partner. I still vote that sex with friends can work out...unless of course a) they want to shove their balls into my mouth to near-asphyxiation or b) they think that sleeping with me means that I suddenly want to receive love letters with lube enclosed.

I'm a progressive, intelligent lady and don't expect people to adhere to old fashioned gender roles but DAMMIT MEN. BE MEN AND SHOW ME I'M A WOMAN.

It's so easy. I'll stroke your penis as well as your ego, perhaps even intentionally squealing loudly so the neighbors will know of your manhood. I'll be a willing participant in any kinks. I'll wear a cheerleader outfit. I'll let you toss me around. I'll growl and bite and then raise my voice five octaves when I come (if you make me). Dammit I'll make you feel like a man.

All I expect of you is that you make me feel like a woman. That is, act like my vagina is the Arc of the Covenant from Indiana Jones - any of them, moron!. Sigh, moan, sweat, clench your teeth, rub, mumble curse words in disbelief. Let me know that being between my legs makes you want to bust in five seconds, but hold it until I'm all done.

I'm going to get a margarita, by the pitcher.

florallei 99F

6/11/2006 11:56 am

....sorry that you are frustrated...love your illustration of Indiana Jones...LOL...did the margarita ease the frustration some? LOL

Loved reading it...TY

bipolybabe 55F

6/11/2006 1:13 pm

Unfortunately, I've had plenty of those over-in-the-blink-of-an-eye experiences that make one think drinking is a better idea than opening one's legs another time.

My current lover, though, is mastering non-ejaculatory orgasms, seems to be enjoying the journey and can keep going.

For the upside on a man who can hold it 'til I'm done, see [post 381944].



Check out my blog Bi-Poly-Babe for more sensual, sexual pleasure!

panthersdreamer 47M
295 posts
6/12/2006 6:12 pm

Patience, he'll show!!!


TonyPlays 64M

6/13/2006 11:48 pm

Well personally I seem to be hard a lot, and I'm no spring chicken.

Once I even went to a nudist colony and I kept getting an erection at the most inoportune times.

The beautiful young nude lady manager there who was showing me around suggested I go to the bathroom and wack off.

But despite the frequent raging hard-on, the lady manager offered me a job at the nudist colony as the recreational director.

I didn't take the job but I frequently wish I did.

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