Please stop PATTING MY FUCKING HEAD  

sfvcpl818 51M/51F
417 posts
3/29/2006 6:07 am

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Please stop PATTING MY FUCKING HEAD


Okay, fine, I know, I know. I'm fucking adorable.

I only stand at about 5'1", which is short, but still acceptable for a woman like myself. I know I have the kind of smile that can light up a room and blind you for five days. I can make you laugh because I'm so silly and fun to be around and as cute as a button. Actually, even buttons envy me.

But that's not the fucking point. The point is: STOP PATTING MY FUCKING HEAD.

I'm not a fucking puppy dog or a seven-year-old seeking your approval via playing hair rubbing. Co-workers, family, friends, even strangers. They've all done it. Why can't you just say, "A-, you are so cute and awesome. Let me buy you a beer." See? Isn't that more appropriate?

I know I'm irresistible, you want to take me home and cuddle up next to me and eat me up in one big swallow... but I'll have you know some things about me that disqualify you from freely patting me on the head:

-I'm a fucking 40-year-old grown woman. I have my period every month where lumps of bloody tissue comes out of my cooter as to signal my childbearing ability. I am biologically capable of making babies, which should ideally preclude me from being patted on the head. Unless you're saying, "Good job on the womb and shit." And that's the only exception.

-I like fucking. As of yet, I don't think that it is acceptable to pat your lover on the head after a good long fucking. A high-five, well, that's something else altogether.

-The second your hand meets my head to tousle my hair, I want to sock you in the face. But I politely decline my blinding rage and let you continue. See? If I'm capable of controlling blinding-fucking-rage, the least you could do is to control your insatiable need to touch me.

Listen, I'm just a short woman. That's it. Respect my fucking space and pride.

STOP PATTING MY FUCKING HEAD.

UPDATE: The dude says I am only 5'0" but argues that my ass makes up for the loss of an inch. Thanks for the clarification and support.

NOW STOP PATTING MY FUCKING HEAD.

sweetkiki3 43M/41F

3/29/2006 6:50 am

lmao ur so right i get that too being that im 5'4 and everyone just loves to do that to short ppl mostly women! great blog


rm_purr1961 55F

3/29/2006 6:53 am

OMG, I love this post. I am only 5" tall and this happens to me all the time too. Who in the hell do these asswholes think they are, I don't ask them "Hey, hows the weather up there?" And the ones that come up and rest their arms on my head, get the fuck away from me, I am not a damn leaning post!
Thanks for the post, I din't realize how much I needed to vent about that subject.
purr........


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
3/29/2006 6:55 am

what about scalp massage?


Dark_Cat_MCMLXXV 41M
290 posts
3/29/2006 7:17 am

I like short women and for shure I don't like patting their heads. If anyone did that to you, then tell them to grow up! It's a waist of energy to do so and it's for nothing. But maibe they are doing that because they don't have anything else to patt with and they don't know where to patt.


Seriously_Real 48M

3/29/2006 7:22 am

You know, the rants are so good I just might dare try it just to hear one. ...

--Seriously


bipolybabe 54F

3/29/2006 7:32 am

May I pat your adorable butt? While I buy you a beer?

I loved "Good job on the womb and shit"!

BPB

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fantasylover_05 62M

3/29/2006 7:38 am

I don't want to pat you on the head!

I have other ideas for you!!


norprin5 55M

3/29/2006 7:42 am

i would never pat your head, luv...i think that's just rude.

King Nor XVIII


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
3/29/2006 7:44 am

I know you were ranting here.....but you made me laugh! You see....I'm short too. And people do tend to do this to me!


bluegirl39 49F

3/29/2006 8:06 am

I hate that too..so were short does that mean we should be treated like kids...watch out for those cheek pinchers...ugh


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/29/2006 8:26 am

"Good job on the womb and shit." ................now thats something you dont hear everyday.


moonlightphoenix 45F
6508 posts
3/29/2006 9:04 am

I'm half black, so being patted on the head has a completely different meaning for me.

And NO- it DOESN'T bring you luck. Trust me. The only lucky thing about is not being crippled for life afterwards.


moonlightphoenix 45F
6508 posts
3/29/2006 9:05 am

I'm half black, so being patted on the head has a completely different meaning for me.

And NO- it DOESN'T bring you luck. Trust me. The only lucky thing about is not being crippled for life afterwards.


Heartnsoul768 52M
360 posts
3/29/2006 10:24 am

I was dating a gal who was 4'10" and a buddy asked why I would want to date someone that short ... The only thing I could think to say to him was "I wanted a girlfriend who also doubled as an end table."


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
3/29/2006 10:29 am

I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!
I'm 5 ft tall and that REALLY pisses me off!!!!!!


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