21 People I Hate:  

sfvcpl818 51M/51F
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4/10/2006 10:33 am

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4/11/2006 3:57 pm

21 People I Hate:


1)Gary, the Location manager who offered me ajob, then “went with someone else.” . May he rot in the flames of hell and, at least, have the decency to save me a seat by the fire, if you can’t seem to save the job you offered me.
2)People who buy huge SUV’s, get 4 wheel drive, and then slow down to a creep when entering into parking lots, lest the small incline cause them to bottom out.
3)Any gas station that doesn’t let you pay at the pump. Double demerit if you get blue balled into pulling in, only to find out, in an incoherent, grammatically slaughtered note on the pump informing you that you have to go inside anyway because it is out of order.
4)My roommate's cat for torturing me with 2 years of vomit, hissing and the occasional dermatologic abrasion. May you rot in hell with Gary. Or may Gary have to live with you.
5)Ah-nohhld. That misogynistic ego fucker. How can someone so stupid be so successful. I am nauseated.
6)Anyone who votes for Ah-nold. If you want a fucking circus, call Barnum. Is there anyone out there that actually, um, wants a governor?
7)Bob, the sound man on set. You are not 25, not good looking , and likely never were, and the fact that you give me shit for rooting for the Red Sox when you root for the Yankees is obscene. That’s like rooting for Disneyland, and taking some perverse pride in it; and it makes me hate you all the more. Can a 70 year old man die of SIDS? If so, you’re a prime candidate. If you were awake for more than five minutes at a time at work, you might realize what an unmitigated ass you are.
8>People who make me out to be some overtly racist bigot because i don’t like to be sexually harassed by mexicans. “Oh, it’s part of their culture...” Yeah, well, maybe it’s part of my culture to hold them down and shit on their heads.. Where’s your tolerance now, you fascist dogmatic, unthinking pinko fucks.
9)Anyone who has uttered the phrase “The Fucking Liberals.” Do you really think that the Republicans are *any* better? C’mon! Spend a little less time blaming the left wing for ruining the country and a little more worrying about the fact that you voted for a man who thinks that “Mexican” is a language.
10)Any man that has ever had pre marital sex and has ever voted for a Pro Life Candidate. Lacking Shakespeare's gift for words, I can’t begin to describe the severe retardation and short sighted-ness you embody. In short: stick in in a snow bank, you hypocritical fucking wife beater faggot.
11)Anyone who tells me that I have to “get over it.” Fuck you. I’ll wallow all I goddamn like, thank you very much.
12)My high school softball coach, for making me think I sucked, when really you were just a repressed humorless lesbian bitch who, randomly, married a man. Whatever. You don’t fool me.
13)Humorless lesbian bitches in general, who care more about fighting for your right to have sex with women than you do about actually having sex with women. Lighten up. Go get laid.
14)People who say I have an accent. I’m fuckin’ bullshit at you retahhds. I do nohht!
15)The Yankees, George Steinbrener, and Yankees fans (especially the fair-weather California kind who know *nothing* about baseball and think that Dodgers- Giants is a comparable rivalry. Eh Mah Gahd. Puh- leeze.) And all the damn foreigners that keep buying their shit. And ESPN for amounting a massive dry cleaning bill from all the dirt on their knees from sucking Jeter’s dick. (Notable exception to Peter Gammons.You rock and, if you weren’t so damn old, I’d *almost* have sex with you for free. Speech impediment and all.)
16)Anyone who is in love and happy. Screw you.
17)Joe Morgan, of ESPN. God, stop repeating yourself. And the baserunner was not “in peril.” “In peril” is a term reserved for Judith Light in Lifetime movies. So unless the baserunner was being stalked by her recently released ex-husband, who molested their daughter, he is not “in peril.” Please.
18>Every guy who is, at this moment, not calling me back.
19)The happy newlywed’s holding their baby shower at Burbank bar and Grill on Saturday, who compromised my enjoyment of baseball highlights with a foul stench of baby-poo and toddler vomit. It’s a bar, people. I came here to drink, not to rest my beer upon your “Changing Station.”
20)My Landlord, who left me without heat for 11 months. Slumlord fuck.
21)The annoying neighbor who revs his engine for hours in the early part of the morning, and tries to talk, mostly incoherently, to anyone who will listen, while amassing an alarming amount of junk in the flatbeds of the eight cars he clogs up the streets with. Fuck you, Sanford and Son.

bipolybabe 54F

4/10/2006 6:59 pm

Where did you come from? I want to fuck you. No, actually, I just want you to talk to me for hours on end (or just keep writing your blog), because you make me laugh.

Laughter is my favorite aphrodisiac.

I'm with you on the fuckheads who don't call back (and Ah-nohhld and SUV drivers and Pro Life and and). After four months on this site, I am convinced that women have a higher sex drive than men.

I am willing to show up and fuck if I like the dude. Where are the guys who will do the same? See my blog about "Have You Ever Gotten Enough Sex?" for more on this question.

BPB

Check out my blog Bi-Poly-Babe for more sensual, sexual pleasure!


harley_brown 33F
1 post
4/10/2006 7:48 pm

i find your bitter bitch attitude absolutely refreshing. it's not like that side of life has never been done before or anything. wonder if you're the only moron who moved out to cali just to have it open your tiny, squinted eyes to life.
1. nobody likes BUSH
2. who cares about Arnold... he only represents California. shallow state full of idiots
3. who cares about you and the things you hate. get laid, get for real, and GET OVER IT
4. that's not a real pic of you and if it is there must be a legitimate reason why it's from the back
5. you should try "21 people who hate my whiney ass" i would love to read that one
6. you probably do ave an accent that gets worse the more you whine and bitch about your virtually nonexsistant exsistence.
oh...
YOU SHOULD NOT WONDER WHY GUYS ARE NOT CALLING YOU BACK. 20 MINUTES OF THIS TANTRUM AND I WOULG GO GAY TOO. FUCK, YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR GAMEPLAN KIDDO..... FAST.


1girlrevolution 46F

4/10/2006 8:23 pm

Sounds like your Monday was like mine. Let me add to your list just because I’m pissed off today.

22) the EXTREMELY overweight fat bitch that was walking downtown with 5 kids tied to her ankles yesterday. Obviously, someone is fucking her. What’s that all about? Is she getting more sex than me?
23) the Taco Bell drive through attendant that doubles as an airline landing guide. Get the order right, the amount right, take my money and give me my change and my food. This isn’t rocket science.
24) guys on AdultFriendFinder that email me and say “I wanna fuck you and I’m for real” or “I wanna bust a nut in your pie hole.” With over 300 emails in my inbox, you had best attach a photo and give me more than one line that’s so lame. Do you really understand your competition? Is that all you got? I can just imagine what you’re like in bed and since no one can fuck 24/7, you better have something more to say, not that you’d ever get that chance.
25) anyone with a mullet and attends monster truck ralleys. nuf said.
26) men with Skoal ring marks in their back pockets, usually Wrangler jeans with LARGE belt buckles. It’s a thang in Colorado. Can’t stand it.
27) Men in tighty-whities. Please switch to boxer briefs and decline the one’s your mom still buys you. You might want to also move out of the parent’s house too.
2 anyone who still plays cassette tapes. Lord knows you probably have some 8-tracks lying around somewhere too and go rockin’ with Dokken. Spare me, please.
29) anyone who doesn’t have a library card or a credit rating over 5. Get a life and show some intellect, interest and responsibility.
30) anyone who quotes from “Beavis and Butthead” or “Southpark.” Once again, rocket science isn’t required but blatant ignorance is unacceptable.
31) men with butts smaller than mine. Fuck you, ick, and move on. By the way, I’m a size 5.
32) anyone with plastic furniture, crates, spools are not accepted. If your TV is worth more than your other furniture, you’re out.
33) Artwork must NOT contain apes or velvet dogs playing cards.
34) Only one dorky friend is allowed. It should not be a way of life.
35) No blankets, towels or any bedding will be used for window treatments.
36) No T-shirts containing “Viagra is for Pussys” or anything referring to chickens.
37) No water beds w/etched mirrors and lit headboards.
3 Anyone who can juggle chain saws or anything is out.
39) Anyone who chews gum during sex is out the window. My best friend woke up one morning with Juicy Fruit stuck to her labia.
40) If you own that painting/picture of the southwestern American Indian woman with the wind blowing through her hair, get rid of it. You know the one. It’s next to your dream catcher or your mandella.

OK, there, I said it. I’m done.

~1girl


sfvcpl818 51M/51F

4/11/2006 3:06 am

    Quoting harley_brown:
    i find your bitter bitch attitude absolutely refreshing. it's not like that side of life has never been done before or anything. wonder if you're the only moron who moved out to cali just to have it open your tiny, squinted eyes to life.
    1. nobody likes BUSH
    2. who cares about Arnold... he only represents California. shallow state full of idiots
    3. who cares about you and the things you hate. get laid, get for real, and GET OVER IT
    4. that's not a real pic of you and if it is there must be a legitimate reason why it's from the back
    5. you should try "21 people who hate my whiney ass" i would love to read that one
    6. you probably do ave an accent that gets worse the more you whine and bitch about your virtually nonexsistant exsistence.
    oh...
    YOU SHOULD NOT WONDER WHY GUYS ARE NOT CALLING YOU BACK. 20 MINUTES OF THIS TANTRUM AND I WOULG GO GAY TOO. FUCK, YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR GAMEPLAN KIDDO..... FAST.
Actually Harley_Brown (dude with a fake chick profile so he can get in touch with his female agenda repressed by catholic high school nuns who were secretly bulldykes), you do make some great points .. two actually!

1. my bitter bitch attitude is what makes me adorable.
2. i have tiny squinted eyes because i am five feet tall and i'm asian

Other than that .. I could see more dick than the urinals at the Apollo, but I choose not to because it's gross unless they come equipped with a quarterly STD review package. Demand it, babiedoll, so you know that others on this tiny little planet will consider you a responsible minion of deception ... ummm .. well .. do i have to tell you anything more given that I can see stretch marks on your lips???

Ooops .. I did a boo-boo!!

Make sure you bring the right artillery when u pick a fight!! LOL

By the way .... this is called creative license, remember??

PS - I show you my ass (and it's real, my little dubious friend) because you can now kiss it, beeeeeyotch!!!!!!


sfvcpl818 51M/51F

4/11/2006 3:15 am

    Quoting bipolybabe:
    Where did you come from? I want to fuck you. No, actually, I just want you to talk to me for hours on end (or just keep writing your blog), because you make me laugh.

    Laughter is my favorite aphrodisiac.

    I'm with you on the fuckheads who don't call back (and Ah-nohhld and SUV drivers and Pro Life and and). After four months on this site, I am convinced that women have a higher sex drive than men.

    I am willing to show up and fuck if I like the dude. Where are the guys who will do the same? See my blog about "Have You Ever Gotten Enough Sex?" for more on this question.
Yahtzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

We have a winner!!! But please don't tease me or all this charm school training would have been for naught!

Or was it naughty????

PS - just read your profile and it's gotta be the nicest most honest profile I have seen on this freaking website! Kudos!! Thank you for putting some faith back into the human race!!!!

PSS - can u give that Harley person some lessons?


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