"Dungeons and Drag-queens"  

sfvcpl818 51M/51F
417 posts
4/19/2006 9:18 pm

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4/19/2006 9:19 pm

"Dungeons and Drag-queens"

I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies that are made for guys like me.

All the porn I've come across was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling kinko-males.
Men who like their women stupid and submissive
Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphos, with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary

Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected
liposuctioned women.
Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look.

These aren't real women. They're objects.
And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic.
These vacuum-headed fuck bunnies don't turn me on.
They disgust me.
And it's not that I'm against pornography.
I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn.
"Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein,"
Guys need porn.

But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn.
I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind:
Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world
is a woman who is smarter than you are.

You can have the whole cheerleading squad,
I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses:
Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.
Oh yes.
First I want to copy her Trig homework,
and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her
for hours and hours
until she reluctantly asks if we can stop
because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.
Suma cum laude, baby!
That is what I call erotic.

But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film?
Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek Porno.
I shall be the quintessential Nerd Porn Auteur.
And the women in my porno movies will be the kind
that drive nerds like me mad with desire.

I'm talking about the girls that used to fuck up the grading curve.
The girls in the Latin Club and the National Honor Society.
Chicks with weird clothes, braces, four eyes, and 4.0 GPAs.
Brainy articulate bookworms, with MENSA cards in their purses
and chips on their shoulders.

My porn starlets will come in all shapes and sizes.
My porn starlets will be too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym.

In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked.
They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and
beat them repeatedly at chess
and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle
or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies.

Buy stock in some hand cream companies
because there is about to be a major shortage.

And I'm not just talking about straight porn. Oh no.
There should be fuck films for my nerd brethren
of all sexual orientations.
Gay nerd porn flicks with titles like "Dungeons and Drag-queens."

This idea is a fucking gold mine.
I am gonna make millions,
because this country is full of database programmers
and electronics engineers
and they aren't getting the loving they so desperately need.
And you can help . . .

If you're an intelligent woman is interested in breaking into the adult film industry,
and if you can tell me the name of Luke Skywalker's home planet, then you are hired.

It doesn't matter if you think you're overweight or unattractive.
It doesn't matter if you don't think you're beautiful.
You are beautiful. . .
And I will make you a star.

fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
4/21/2006 12:45 pm



And, no, I didn't take Latin, but of the classes I took, I blew the curve almost every time And not Summa Cum Laude...but Magna Cum Laude...does that count?


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rm_tellisen996 44M
12 posts
4/24/2006 4:23 pm

Actually, there are some old school pornographers that thought that making "geek" porn would be a gold mine - look where they are today - gone.

It's a matter of record that women have to be hyper attractive and willing to do just about anything in order to be in porn reliably. I say reliably because it's easy for a woman to be in a porn. Go audition and your in.

It's hard for a man to do the same. I'm not saying you can't do the same as a man. Go audition and be in. For a guy to be in the show he's gotta perform. In front of a lot of other men. Also, he's got to be able to cum pretty much on demand. When the "director" says now - it had best be now. And you have to be able to stay hard even though you could be fucking the world's ugliest woman (to you).

The idea is sound but it's time isn't yet here. Most nerds are just now getting women they thought were unattainable. Wait till they have a couple more generations of kids and then strike.

rm_SlowMo55555 34M

6/16/2006 4:00 am

I think u should go for it! there's all kinds of people in this world and there will always be an interest. And in this world i bet theres alot of people who share your thoughts.
No idea is bad before u try it!

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