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a little bit about me
a little bit about me
- I once ate a whole live chicken
-I once gave Nexopia User DooGz a videotape of me having sex with his mother, and he told me it was the most beautiful damn thing he ever saw.
-I shed my Skin Once a year
-Like an alligator, I can fully digest a turtle shell
-One Time DooGz took me out to go get a drink with him We go off lookin' for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, DooGz takes me into a vacant lot and says, Here we are!' Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us! Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it and then burnt the place to the ground. I yelled yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found them!
-I once once punched a hole in a cow just so I could see who was comin' up the road
-One Time I drank a full glass of liquid LSD with my eggs. Then Islept for eight months straight. When I woke up, I rubbed my eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer Scotch
-George Lucas got the Idea for 'Star Wars' from listening to me talk in my sleep.
-I love Extension Cords
-I Hate Natives
-And I am Native
-And I hate irony
-It was the sight of my naked body that drove the Beach Boy's Brian Insane.
-I use my own thigh as an Anvil
-I have a toenail at the end of my penis
-I once got my girlfriend pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak... The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms!
-My family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Much Music's "Rick The Temp"
-If you drop a Phonograph needle on my nipple it plays Dr.Dres "The Chronic"
-All the Slayer album covers are my family photos
-My semin semen can form into a liquid human! ...Like the guy in Terminator 2!
-I think the Iron Man is gay
-I ride upon a steed,per chance to spy a lady.
-I once gave a hand job to a Manta Ray
-I still believe in Santa Claus and I want to put him in porno films.
-I date David Bowie
-I made a time machine out of scrap metal and cigarettes,I traveled back in time to stop the JKF assassination. I caught all 3 of Lee Harvey Oswalds Bullets in my teeth,Kennedys head exploded out of pure amazement.