yo moma jokes  

sexymamma662003 31F
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9/6/2006 1:33 pm

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9/6/2006 2:57 pm

yo moma jokes

do you all remember the yo mama jokes?

they used to be the biggest insults.
here are the few i can remember...

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

yo mama so fat she makes the grand canyon look like a pot hole.

yo mama so fat she played pool with the planets.

yo mama so fat shes sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.

yo mama so fat she cant even fit in the car door.

yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

those are the ones can remember.

which ones can you remember


elmexicano_2k 46M

9/6/2006 2:41 pm

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Those are my 2 most memorable ones. I just heard another recently but for the life of me, I can't recall it.

Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.

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